I know, don't read them, but I keep getting sucked in then annoyed. I'm talking about the 'mummy' blogs that come in 3 flavours:
- Omg my bubs is the mostest wonderful thing ever/you won't remember when I held you at night, when I whispered to you as you were born etc (its more like, you won't remember rubbing snot over my boob and kicking me in the throat as I changed your nappy.)
Yes yes, you love your baby. Well done.
- Pregnant woman, how I wish I could grab you in the shops and tell you it doesn't matter what wipes you buy because you have NO CLUE about anything whatsoever and soon you'll be exhausted with greasy hair and an incessantly screaming baby wishing you were anywhere else but here and you'll never ever have time to even send a text message.
Why? Why burst someone's bubble? All I heard about babies was how fucking hard they are. It didn't prepare me, it scared me.
- Here's 101 things you must/must not do when you have a baby. You must go out for dates and alone time (er, who has my child?) You must not bother trying to read to it because you're only doing it for your own benefit.
I hate them. Hate them hate them hate them. Why do all these women pop out a baby and suddenly think that their insights are totally fascinating and that they speak for all new mothers? It's so bloody conceited!