AIBU To introduce you all to this bastion of journalism?

[Fatstacks]

www.thestar.co.uk/news/derek-s-joy-as-som-porn-is-found-after-sheffield-appeal-1-7071356

The best part is no pun intended.

They really do write headlines like this every single day.

Makes me proud to be a Sheffielder.

And I raise you...

www.thestar.co.uk/news/local/man-accused-of-having-sex-with-shetland-pony-in-south-yorkshire-1-7072252

"A ‘sexual deviant’ had intercourse with a Shetland pony called Sky in a the dead of night, a court heard.

XXXX, aged 44, was found ‘sweating profusely and smelled strongly of horses’ when he was spoken to by police officers at Oak Tree Stables on Rakes Lane, Loversall, Doncaster."

It's almost like a spoof.

But it isn't.

I love Sheffield. I was in the Northern General for a week, and my fellow patients were an entertainment all by themselves. The most touching was the chap who survived a machete attack (after an all-drinking session) by his best friend. "I've known im sin' we were in nappies, and I'm gonna miss him summat terrible". I enquired gently why exactly why there was an offensive weapon in the front room of his house: "Stannington, innit?"

All- day drinking

Local paper headlines are FAB particularly as they often feature RANDOM capitalisation.

One of my favourites, today
www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/famous-stockton-nightspot-should-become-8524666
"Glam nightclub should become a Primark, a homeless shelter or a giant mirror, say Gazette readers"

the Gazette article raises very valid points.

I too would like somewhere dedicated to hopping.
A perspex tube full of balloons is such a good idea I may just mention it to our local rag.

They will start a campaign

Crying at the two cans of Lynx in the horse shaggers rucksack.

On for him one for his date Betrayed

Another intriguing headline. Who needs to read the article in fact? Isn't it the sort of thing one does every day? :o
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/local/darlington/11755109.Cider_carrying_thief_stole_holdall_containing_teddy_bears_used_to_teach_first_aid_to_children_during_car_break_in/

Another one from the Gazette
www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/chicken-throwing-pranksters-struck-two-mcdonalds-8535107

Sounds like Som Porn was trying to escape Derekb