To today HATE being a woman?

[TookALittleLongWayRound]

Not seen my boyfriend for 2 weeks and have a big night planned tonight and lo and behold AF makes a big fat appearance. Four days early

Sometimes being a woman just sucks! There is zero point to my thread other than to whinge!

Can't. Don't have any bollocks. You definitely win, obviously.

Sexy trip to Amsterdam... Boom AF and agonising period pains. The weed helped a bit though.

My periods have made me physically sick in the past the pain has been that bad.

I am also so heavy I can feel it coming out, and if in public I have to resist the urge to hold the towel closer to my lady parts.

The towels I use are so long every time I walk they move on my bum cheeks so I have to wear a thong with them to keep them tight. I also wake up most nights covered in blood.

Not to mention the mind numbing headache for the whole day before AF arrives.

Yes, I love being a woman!!!

I am convinced that if this was a male inconvenience it would have been ended by medical advance by now

I think we should be able to shut them off one breeding has ended

Well, medical advances didn't stop me sitting on my bollocks, did it Ronald?

Oy, Buster, stop boasting about your infeasibly large testicles. No one is impressed.

They weren't that large until I sat on them

And it wasn't a boast sbout the size, it was a comment on the pain

Stop it Random, I am clutching my new boobs in agony laughing at your comments. If I split my stitches, it's all your fault (and god knows how I would explain how I did it to the nurses)

Poor Random :(

Have you finished breeding? Maybe you should have you dangly testicles removed, Random?

I've got an ex wife who would be happy to do it for me.