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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to start another supermarket substitution thread?

75 replies

amy83firsttimer · 20/01/2015 17:33

Just had asda deliver, 5 subs.
One red wine for another, not the end of the world, but PANEER unavailable so they've sent me PHILADELPHIA!

Think my veg and paneer curry won't be happening this week.
Care to share your worst subs?

OP posts:
londonrach · 21/01/2015 19:28

Fatstacks. Wore out as had busy day at work. Meal on. Wine poured. Thought id go onto mn. Never laughed so much after reading fatstacks list. Just read out to dh too. Love the cottage teapot instead of cottage pie too. Makes me want to shop this way, sounds more fun. Did read about someone having a felt owl on mn instead of something...

squizita · 21/01/2015 19:49

Chicken stir fry ... got slow cooker beef.

Archer26 · 21/01/2015 19:58

Not too bad but started a diet and ordered tons of fat free muller lights which were free on slimming world. Asda subbed them for lots of extra creamy full fat chocolate with extra chunks of choc and a dollop of butter yoghurts. I kept them Blush

Even better though we got someone elses bag by mistake. We rang Asda to fess up but they told us to keep it and then refunded our missing bag which only contained two loaves. The extra bag contained a bottle of wine and a huuuge multipack of curly wurlies.

So if any of you ladies looked forward all day to your glass of wine and a curly wurly, I really enjoyed it. (Along with my full fat heart attack inducing yoghurts).

I cursed but grudgingly admired their balls for thinking 'feck this ones diet' the picker later that week on the scales.

BellaBearisWideAwake · 21/01/2015 19:59

I'm sure someone on one of these threads got Seville oranges for marmalade once.
I've just had my shopping delivered tonight with NO SUBS. Never happened before.

RavioliOnToast · 21/01/2015 20:08

I once ordered a bbq, just a small one, not the disposable one though, and I Got a picnic basket as a substitute.

Unfairestofthemall · 21/01/2015 20:15

Best have been a fancy picnic basket Ravioli Grin

QueenofallIsee · 21/01/2015 20:20

The kids wanted little Xmas trees, Asda had the desk sized ones for £5 so ordered 4, one for each...they substituted them for 4 7ft xmas trees! 2 snowy effect ones and 2 with berries and pine cones. 7ft for goodness sake!

firsttimekat · 21/01/2015 20:21

Got a ready to eat sausage thing instead of tofu!

RavioliOnToast · 21/01/2015 20:21

It was canny, bet it would have cooked the sausages ok aswell Wink

HertsandLondonNightNanny · 21/01/2015 20:27

I ordered a gammon shank and received a gammon steak. I think I will struggle to feed my family on that

IloveJudgeJudy · 21/01/2015 20:28

Fatstacks I think I can tell you what happened there. When you are picking, you only know to which customer the actual thing that you are picking at that very moment, goes. You can see what is coming up, but not which customer it belongs to so you don't know, if you substitute cabbage for greens, whether the customer is actually going to want cabbage as well.

It's also a matter of judgement as to what is the best substitute for certain things. Like a PP wrote, she definitely didn't want Chardonnay as a sub for Sauvignon Blanc, but some people wouldn't mind.

I must say, I find some of the stories on here a bit difficult to believe as, where I work, many of the items that posters have said they got as subs would be in a completely different department. The picker wouldn't be able to substitute grapes for wine, for example, as they are in two completely different departments far away from each other.

With the nappies, as a PP said, the suggested substitution comes up on the computer. Sometimes it's rubbish, but not all pickers are familiar with nappies and their sizes so I would suggest that people put a comment about nappy size in the remarks section. I work in a dark store (not customer facing) and we have a bewildering number of nappies to choose from.

It's easy to put a remark about what substitute you would be happy with in your shopping and then every time you order that particular item, the note would come up.

skyninja · 21/01/2015 20:45

Gluten-free puffed wheat instead of soy suace

Missingsleep1 · 21/01/2015 20:47

Ordered a bunch of bananas - got as a sub one of those banana boxes you put your banana in to stop it getting squashed...
Not much help if I don't have any bananas in the first place! Hmm

skyninja · 21/01/2015 20:52

Puffed rice I mean....

EnriqueTheRingBearingLizard · 21/01/2015 21:21

London as I recall it was a little wooden owl instead of eggs. The common word in the description being 'barn'

ILJJ not all online supermarkets offer a section for notes about substitutions, which is what I suspect causes the issues.

Ocado substitute very rarely on my shops and both Tesco and Asda seem to make reasonable substitutions.

Pixa · 21/01/2015 21:23

Anything quorn seems to be substituted for quorn scotch eggs. Quite annoying!

abadoo · 21/01/2015 21:47

Nappies substituted with a 5 pack of weaning spoons. This happened twice. I mean, I know they're related but really, nappies were pretty important items on the list!

Kernow1969 · 21/01/2015 22:00

I ordered gherkins and got a jar of peas and diced carrot. Both from the Polish section of Tesco - I guess the picker thought the key thing was Poland not gherkins.

cloemd92 · 21/01/2015 22:02

Once ordered shampoo from ASDA for it to be replaced with bananas

Kemlex13 · 21/01/2015 22:10

Condoms subbed with a home pregnancy kit. My youngest was 5 weeks old, oh almost fainted!

Beholdtheflorist · 21/01/2015 22:11

Many years ago I got a spatula substituted for a packet of tampax by Asda. Me and my housemate at the time spent many hours trying to work out the logic behind it and came up with some interesting ideas.

In the end she called customer services to enquire about this and they offered her a refund and said they'd happily take the spatula back. She replied that it was very kind of them but she'd best keep it as her period was due.

Christmascandles · 21/01/2015 22:15

Asda - I ordered pink glittery bits to decorate a cake and they sent me.....

Pink glittery nail varnish Blush

Froggio · 21/01/2015 23:06

Sainsburys -

Ordered fresh basil and it wasn't avaiable and I was given fresh coriander instead.
But had also Ordered fresh coriander and they said sorry it wasn't available and no substitution. Eh? the driver just shook his head in despair when he read it out.

TheTravellingLemon · 21/01/2015 23:12

I once had my veggie sausages substituted for pork ones.

Loveagoodbargain · 21/01/2015 23:21

oh my word. am literally crying with laughter (trying to be quiet though as all family in bed) not sure which was funniest . Spatula for periods. What? Or picnic basket for BBQ! Fab. Made my day. Ging to order delivery ASAP!

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