AIBU to think this children's picture book is a bit rude and like a junior Jilly Cooper bonkfest or have I got a mucky mind?

[QueenArseClangers]

We've had this book for yonks, is it just me who sees the horsey filth?

"That's not my princess" has the line

"That's not my princess. Her fan is too fluffy"

my MIL has a book she keeps in her loo called 'father christmas needs a wee'. Not quite so 'hidden in plain sight' as these others but still makes me chortle when I see it on my trips to the loo :)

There's a line in princess Polly's potty 'she sits and shits and sits and sits' until a teeny tiny wee tinkles into the potty (or words to the effect)

Quite hard to read it out loud without saying she shits...

Oh my.

Thats not my fairy..... her hair is too fuzzy!

I snigger at this...

(Dr Seuss - Mr Brown can moo can you)

Hop on Pop!

This snowman has 'lost his nose'... Uhhhuh...

Noddy theme tune

He'll give you a ride for sixpence then he'll take you home again...

I remember the biff chip and kipper books - there always seemed to be a furtive looking bloke with a moustache lurking in the bushes...

For those who have ''The smartest giant in town'' have a look on the page about ''my shoe is a house for a little white mouse''.

The picture of his dicksock makes me laugh every time I read the story.

Have you all seen the hepatitus building blocks in a Biff, chip and kipper book?

Hedgehog isn't it 'It's sixpence an adventure and he'll take you home again'? Which is slightly less dodgy I'm afraid! DH always sniggers at the squirrel in The Highway Rat - "I just have a sack of nuts"...

How apt, this has just appeared in my twitter feed

The pervy chap in the biff & chip books is Alex Brichter, I'm led to believe.

DS is fond of 'Maisie's big flap book'