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Bloody husband and the bloody window

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Esmeismyhero · 02/01/2015 18:54

So my bedroom window is very large and looks out to a two way street that is used a lot. My husband has no body issues at all and is forever undressing totally naked in front of the window.

It's driving me crazy as everyone can see in and his response is "its my house, I can be naked where I like. People shouldn't be looking in".

Dh is nearly 7 foot and is well endowed so it's not like people are not going to see, even from a distance. I've got curtains, a blackout blind and patterned voiles up at the window but he never uses them.

I just feel sorry for the motorists and people walking who can see in and possibly losing their breakfast because of his display of hairy man beast.

Aibu to tell him to SHUT THE BLOODY CURTAINS? muttering under breath

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fluffyraggies · 02/01/2015 20:12

He'd have to actually be standing with his todger on the window ledge to be seen from street level though. It's the angle of the line of sight, you see.

If you are down at street level looking up you'll be seeing the ceiling of an upstairs room, the top couple of foot of the wall and perhaps the head and chest of a person wandering about in the room.

If you had eyes at todger level i'll bet you wouldn't be able to see down to the street.

And if it cant see them, then they cant see it Grin

Unless the window ledges are very low. And they don't look it from the pic.

SingingSands · 02/01/2015 20:17

Esmeismyhero my bedroom window is double the size of yours and my DH does exactly the same! After 11 years of being in this house nobody has complained yet - maybe they enjoy the big ginger flasher better than I do? Grin gives the dog walkers something to talk about I suppose!

pinkbear82 · 02/01/2015 20:23

I now have an unhealthy urge to glance into random windows just see if I can see any male with their todger against the window!

To which I would probably now point and laugh - which might solve the issue in question!

Esmeismyhero · 02/01/2015 20:47

fluffy I didn't even think about line of sight lol. I just thought I can see people out of window, so they can see everything inside my room. Lol. But your totally right unless he is pressing said Todger against window checks window for smudges

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