DH ate my last piece of chocolate orange

[tumbletumble]

... without asking!

WIBU to kill him?

Bastard.

If it was a normal slice then I'd pass it off this time but be wary of possible red flags in the future, perhaps counselling would help? If it was a segment with the middle attached then definitely LTB. And phone 101 too. And woman's aid.

Murder him mercilessly with a large rolling pin.

Or what JeffVadar says - but make it look like an accident..

Has he even apologised?! not that it matters, you should still LTB

Not properly Treeceratops. He said "but you always eat my stuff" as if that was relevant here

Surely if you loved him enough to give him your last Rolo (and I assume you wouldn't have married him of you hadn't) then you love him enough to let him have your last bit of chocolate orange. Look on the positive side - chocolate is an aphrodisiac - make the most of it (and make him buy you a whole new one, if not two!).

Outrageous. At the very least he needs to buy you one each week for the coming year. Make it his New Year Resolution.

If he's still alive.

I would offer my OH my last Rolo but if he took it that's different again

Yanbu!
Divorce may be a bit expensive think of the chocolate oranges you could buy instead but I'd allow him to know it was being considered and weighed up very carefully.
If he values your marriage then he'll learn to think twice in the future - you just don't go around eating your wifes last piece of anything, especially not chocolate.
He has a lot to learn :)

I've trained my DH very well when it comes to chocolate.

Chocolate = always mine, man no touchy.

However last night I had a lovely plate of British tapas (cheese, crisps, dip and pickled onions) and DH stole the last pickled onion off my Xmas paper plate!

Fucker.

There is a thread going on with many a way to kill someone. I advise you read it and make use of said advice.

...& he lived long enough to offer up an excuse? Really?!.

I'm glad I was sitting down when I read strawberry cheese's post.

My husband would never do this thank god!!

My dh used to put a chocolate orange in my stocking each Christmas. He has stopped doing this. I did get marrons glace this year, but no chocolate orange.

Tumbletumble - I sentence your dh to a week living in the garden shed - after he's bought a replacement chocolate orange, of course.

M and S make some very nice Australian caramelised macadamia nuts which might make a good substitute.

In fact I'm trying a couple for you right now.
I think you'd like them.

;-)

I do not know how HappyGoLuckyGirl. He hasn't made that mistake again!

I'm with Santassleigh. Every male in my house knows that My Chocolate is My Chocolate, and they don't dare go near it. There's a place for family chocolate where anything they find is fair game. They're way too frightened of the consequences to even think of approaching My Chocolate. Ever.

Get him trained, OP. You're past humane methods now, so training can serve equally well as punishment.

If you're thinking of training him then many years ago Barbara Woodhouse recommended a choke chain when training - it's not approved of now, of course, but you might want to consider it.