Cards Against Humanity?

[RoundYonPreMadonna]

Anyone fancy a game?

The tzar passes to you.

What will always get you laid?

DH has played 'My sex life'

My collection of high-tech sex toys.

I'm calling that your win, Round. I'll pass to DH.

He pulled it and went 'oooooooooooooh, you're gonna get banned from MN'

That's right, I killed
How you ask?

That's right, I killed

The milk man

How, you ask?

David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning

That's right, I killed Amputees.
How you ask? Landmines.

That's right. I killed Gary Glitter.

How, You ask? A ball of ear wax, semen and toenail clippings.

Madeleine McCann
2 dwarves shitting in a bucket.

They're not all rude.

Those literally were the first two cards I pulled out.

(for the uninitiated, in a real game you have a number of cards in your hand and have to choose which ones make the funniest answer)

I may go to hell for that answer, but I swear the cards are in there!

I have my random 10 cards in hand.

DH declares Sweep the winner of an awesome point, and he gave you a wee golf clap.

DH appoints Trills as card tzar. DH is going off for a bit so just me now.

I'm pulling 10 cards for each turn Trills.

That's right, I killed puppies.

How, you ask? Nipple blades.

In a world ravaged by ,
our only solace is .

Well played Sweep!

In which case I will get 10 cards for myself as well so I can choose and not just be the victim of fate.

In a world ravaged by a tiny horse

Our only solace is crystal meth.

In a world ravaged by free samples,
our only solace is cheating in the paralympics.

OK, that's been 5 mins, and only 2 contestants.

Round you are the winner because I like the idea of a tiny horse somehow ravaging the world.

Hurrah! Awesome point to me! Who is the next tzar?