To tell the little fucker she has to take her Christmas present back?

[Hurr1cane]

Took in a litter of orphaned feral kittens in May, hand reared them, kept one and rehomed the rest to lovely friends.

I am a strict vegetarian and hate even cooking meat for DS and DP.

Feral kitten though it appropriate to bring me a dead mouse on Christmas Day and leave it on my doorstep.

I have to wait for DP to bin it because I can't stand dead things.

I saved the fuckers life and this is what she does to repay me? Well, that and tip over the heist as tree

All my life (very long) I have longed for a cat (first Mum wouldn't let me and now hubby won't) but for the first time I am beginning to waver .... funny though

My very thoughtful cat, brought me a rat, it was still alive. He left it in our dining room. When I chucked that out, three hours later, he returned with a live bird.

I do believe it is my fault, he has brought me dead things, which I just can't handle, whereas them being alive I can catch them and get them out. And obviously take more interest and am more entertained when they are alive

One Christmas I heard an almighty crash from the kitchen; ran in to find the cat with my turkey on its head. She was walking backwards and banging into all the cupboards.
I'd only just taken it out of the fridge and left it on the work surface for 5 bloody minutes in the defrosting set whilst I answered the door; to the first of my 12 guests, who were expecting a turkey dinner that evening.
The dead mice, rats, goldfish et al paled into insignificance at that moment, as she bounced of the walls wearing my f turkey.