Re:DH and fruit

[MummyLuce]

Today in the car I told DH We needed to stop at the shop and buy some fruit as all we had in the fruit bowl was one rotten kiwi and a few bananas, and I was worried as the DCs hadn't eaten much fruit recently. He told me that I was obsessed with fruit and to take my copy of the Guardian and shove it up my arsehole. Was I being U or was he?

Seriously?

Not enough information, really, to form an opinion. What kind of fruit did you want to buy? What kind of car were you in? Was the Guardian today's or out of date?
How many bananas are already in the bowl? How many children want to eat fruit?

I can't believe he just said that out of the blue

It's a pretty strong reaction if he did though, you're just trying to get your DC into good eating habits, it's not as though you were hassling him to eat fruit he loathes.

I don't eat fruit and neither does DH, but I still try and keep at least a few fresh pieces around for the DDs.

Do you take the guardian just out of interest?

Really?

You were being totally unreasonable

Apologise now and grovel a lot

Otherwise don't be surprised if he ends up leaving your for another woman.

Please come back and let us know how you got on

Hahahaha. Worra

yabu. It's fruit not urgent medicine. go to tesco tomorrow.

in fact do what worra said.

Do The Guardian forcibly push fruit consumption then...?

I don't believe you. Because everyone knows that the Saturday Guardian is far too bulky to fit up even the most commodious arsehole.

I am a banana and so is my wife

I'm sorry AF but I don't see the apeel in marrying a banana.

And when it comes to a banana split, who gets the house?

You're a pear of jokers.

Oh man-go to far why don't you...

Worra - if they're both bananas, they have to be together and never split. So marriage seems ideal.

Orange you glad you posted this question on AIBU?

Too far... too far ffs

I don't like bananas though. Too powdery.

I like oninges

Watch you don't get physalis from that Guardian...

I heard on the grapevine that fruit is bad for you and it's donuts we should be all eating 5 a day of.

I think you're all fruit loops!

Fruit is full of sugar, give the kids some veg instead.

If you are for real, unless you and your DH normally speak to each other like that, I'd be wondering what the actual fuck brought that on and why he thought he could talk to me like that, he'd have been one sorry fucker though.

Get a pineapple and shove it up his arsehole.