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Original poster

Is this too much to ask?

28 replies

Stealthpolarbear · 14/12/2014 18:02

I need you all to entertain me please. On this thread or others. A good "Ainu to not want this lesbian immigrant to park across my drive in her 4x4 paid for with her many benefits while blatantly brrastfeeding her baby?" Would go down very nicely now

OP posts:
Wolfiefan · 14/12/2014 18:05

You HAVE to mention disabled parking and the fact she's clearly being "entitled"!

Original poster
Stealthpolarbear · 14/12/2014 18:12

The sense of entitlement is coming off her in waves

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HumptyWasPushed · 14/12/2014 18:20

LTB

Andrewofgg · 14/12/2014 18:21

I hope the LO at her breast is male and has pierced ears?

And that the Daily Mail and the Guardian are both in view in her 4x4!

HumptyWasPushed · 14/12/2014 18:21

Does the 4x4 have a penis beaker in the cup holder?

Original poster
Stealthpolarbear · 14/12/2014 18:54

Shock are you all watching my house

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CaptainAnkles · 14/12/2014 18:55

Are you voting ukip because of it?

Original poster
Stealthpolarbear · 14/12/2014 18:57

Well I don't know much about ukip but they seem a decent lot. Tell me more - is their leader charismatic?

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Original poster
Stealthpolarbear · 14/12/2014 18:59

I've just been out to offer this woman an organic decaf tea (normal etiquette applies even when dealing with trespassers) and she tells me she's a wohm. What is the world coming to?

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silverandblack · 14/12/2014 19:06

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Original poster
Stealthpolarbear · 14/12/2014 19:27

She is now t rexing on the lawn

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mrssmith79 · 14/12/2014 19:34

She sounds like a classic narc . I'd advise calling 101, I'm sure they've got nowt better to do.

Original poster
Stealthpolarbear · 14/12/2014 19:37

Well if she gets faster I will be calling 999

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Timeforabiscuit · 14/12/2014 19:39

First ask if she has any mini stollen, there's none to be had in SE London and I fear a panic Xmas Hmm

Mrsmorton · 14/12/2014 19:40

YABU for not offering her artisan slippers.

Ujjayi · 14/12/2014 19:41

She is probably taking time out from christmas related ishoos with her MIL.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 14/12/2014 19:48

I bet the baby is called Yoni.

CaptainAnkles · 14/12/2014 20:00

So many red flags on this thread. It's like bunting.

IAmLiftzilla · 14/12/2014 20:06

Hang out the cunt bunting to welcome her...

hotfuzzra · 14/12/2014 20:14

You are over involved.
Has she asked you for a lift to work?

Original poster
Stealthpolarbear · 14/12/2014 20:20

No in fact she offered me one
Then cackled

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HumptyWasPushed · 14/12/2014 20:27

Last night I voted Ukip
Sat on a cube of poo
I then knitted a wanksock
For Mil...tis blue!
With lemon drizzle baking
A bowl of Pombears too
I realised I need a life
Outside of Aibu!

With no wine left now, as I threw
The last glass up the wall
I flick again through Classics...
Oh fuck- I've read them all!
My little Tiny Wanker
Has left the room, appauled
At Mommy in hysterics
And rolling around the floor!

slithytove · 14/12/2014 20:55

Brilliant humpty

HumptyWasPushed · 14/12/2014 20:57
IAmAPaleontologist · 14/12/2014 21:00

walk down Road. Bring tonic. i have gin. sure we can magic up some entertainment with that.

ps. I'm in my pjs is that ok?