Aibu and worst gym story (light hearted)

[EdmondDantes]

At the gym yesterday, have shower get changed about to do my hair pick up gym issue (all dark blue) towel wipe face dry. Suddenly realise that my towel is actually on locker door. Just wiped/cleaned face with someone elses towel that have been drying their bits and pieces. Great! At least I didn't end up with a pube in my mouth!

AIBU to expect people to put towel in towel bin? And what is your worst gym experience. (Anyone sharted whislt doing a squat?)

*Noelle

Your pool has a spin dryer?

I was impressed by gym issue towels but yours has a dryer? Mine's just got used plasters in the hair clogged drains :(

Mine does as well more like a little machine thing only for swimming stuff, chuck it in, hold lid down and it spins worst of the wet out

Fresh sweat doesn't smell

Jesus, Noelle, back off already.

At least once a week, I pick up the antibact equipment spray and give myself a right splash into my face.

Exactly Noelle. He was sweaty because he was exercising hard, but he didn't smell. I would have told him discretely if he did. The two girls were just being bitchy. I suspect because he was overweight... But unfortunately they really upset him and made him too self conscious to go back.
Sorry, this isn't light hearted at all.

I split my shorts in a spinning class with no pants on once displaying my arse to all. Also, as I live round the corner from the gym I don't shower there, so I displayed my arse to all my neighbours as I walked home.

You'd think I would have learned from this but I obviously can't. I did a 10k race in the spring, again not wearing pants, and split my tights around 2.5k in. I ran the final 7.5k with an ever expanding hole in the back of my tights. My entire bum was visible by the end!

oh me me! I just did not understand the layout of the old style council run gym. So I striped off and went into the open shower (like you had at school) as you do...not realising the shower backed on to the mixed use sauna. I absolutely kid you not. I tried to carry on brazenly after the first man left the sauna and bid me a cheery farewell, but by the second and third. I scurried off

oh stripped off obv

My worst gym experience is during a late night swimming session. Only me in the pool. Naked man comes out the changing room and parades p and down the poolside.

He then goes back in the changing room.

I go into hot tub. He reappears, gets in the hot tub and has a wank by he side of me!

Omfg! I hope you screamed blue murder, or punched him in the bollocks...

I was once sitting under the water jets in the spa area, enjoying feeling the force of the water ease my stiff neck. Then I looked down and saw my boobs were on show to everybody because the water had pushed my swimming costume down.