To ask dd if she has poo on her knickers?

[dingit]

Should read will I be unreasonable to ask her this on Xmas day?
Bought her a lovely cami and matching knickers with Pooh bear on ( from Primark adults clothing). As I was wrapping them, the evil thought crossed my mind. Who dares me?
I probably will anyway, just to wind her up, but before everyone else arrives. She is 16 by the way.

Just you I think, Andcake.

If she'll find it funny say it OP, if she'll be mortified, then don't

I'm 41 and I'd love pooh pants I'm not sure how that is demeaning or icky but then, I'm a fun person.

I find it sad that anyone would think Winnie the Pooh could ever be demeaning.

Ah dingit - you sound lovely. Cheesy jokes are good for the soul. Yanbu

God, if that's crass it's a good job some of you don't live in my house...

I suspect that's probably right.

A bit paedo? I love snoopy underwear and I am 41, I also tend to have sex naked so my underwear choices are neither here nor there.