To ask dd if she has poo on her knickers?

[dingit]

Should read will I be unreasonable to ask her this on Xmas day?
Bought her a lovely cami and matching knickers with Pooh bear on ( from Primark adults clothing). As I was wrapping them, the evil thought crossed my mind. Who dares me?
I probably will anyway, just to wind her up, but before everyone else arrives. She is 16 by the way.

[Bowlersarm]

Just you I think, Andcake.

If she'll find it funny say it OP, if she'll be mortified, then don't

[WeirdCatLady]

I'm 41 and I'd love pooh pants I'm not sure how that is demeaning or icky but then, I'm a fun person.

I find it sad that anyone would think Winnie the Pooh could ever be demeaning.

[hmc]

Ah dingit - you sound lovely. Cheesy jokes are good for the soul. Yanbu

[punygod]

God, if that's crass it's a good job some of you don't live in my house...

[Pagwatch]

I suspect that's probably right.

[Booboostoo]

A bit paedo? I love snoopy underwear and I am 41, I also tend to have sex naked so my underwear choices are neither here nor there.