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To think pop songs should be grammatical? I'm looking at you Paul McCartney...

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MardyBra · 11/12/2014 18:09

... with your "just you and I" used as the object of a sentence. Seriously, it makes you sound like an Apprentice candidate.

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LineRunner · 11/12/2014 18:51

Mardy, yes I read that pathetic excuse, too. For it to work it means he drops the "g" at the end of the line. And anyone who sings " livin' " instead of "living" deserves to be eviscerated.

MardyBra · 11/12/2014 18:54

Alicia should hang her head in shame Quangle.

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YonicSleighdriver · 11/12/2014 18:55

Wooooah!

We're living on a prayer, old chap.

LineRunner · 11/12/2014 18:57

Yonic, when I say 'anyone' I really mean 'anyone who is the middle aged tool called Paul McCartney'.

I hope that clears things up.

VitalStollenFix · 11/12/2014 18:57

I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I (or maybe I'm) are?

Timberland. I want to hurt him. And not in the fun way Wink Although that too.

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
So there is sunshine when she's gone then? That's good. What are you moaning about? Grin

BestIsWest · 11/12/2014 18:58

My bugbear is The Female of the Species by Space.

"The female of the species is more deadlier than the male."

VitalStollenFix · 11/12/2014 18:58

ooh, I found this

Xmas2014MN9993 · 11/12/2014 18:59

I thought poems and songs n that were exempt...sour titties the lot of yer

YonicSleighdriver · 11/12/2014 19:00

Best, I thought it was "more deadly"

Line, fair enough!

SlightlyJadedJack · 11/12/2014 19:00

While I suspect that a lot of Pink's songs have grammatical errors, my friend used to get particularly upset about the line 'sometimes it be's like that' in There You Go. She would switch the radio off or scream at it everyone it came on.

wowfudge · 11/12/2014 19:00

Never mind Macca - I heard what I think was a Jack Johnson Christmas song the other day. He repeatedly sang about 'Reindeers'. Teeth on edge - I may have said something out loud and I was shopping at the time.

MardyBra · 11/12/2014 19:05

Note for Lady Gaga: "You and I could write a bad romance".

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HappyAgainOneDay · 11/12/2014 19:17

Hiddenhome If it's all about the tune, why have any words?

Madamecastafiore · 11/12/2014 19:18

I don't care but would like said person to not sing at all!

Hatespiders · 11/12/2014 19:23

I always thought Timberland sang "...handle me the way am are..."
In any case he's far too fat. Even if he is well-equipped, he probably hasn't seen it for years.

BestIsWest · 11/12/2014 19:30

yonic I hope you are right and it's just my ears hearing it wrong. I don't want to risk listening to it again in case I get the rage.

DoJo · 11/12/2014 19:36

Ok, grammar pedantry aside, I cannot find any reference to this Paul McCartney song - does anyone know what it's called? The one called 'Hope of Deliverance' doesn't seem to have those lyrics and I am finding it very hard t hoik my judgy pants without context! Grin

GristletoeAndWhine · 11/12/2014 19:41

The Killers, "are we human, or are we dancer" has always slightly troubled me.

anothernumberone · 11/12/2014 19:44

Whatever about grammar it would go some way if singers understood what they were singing about. I am looking at Alanis and her lack of knowledge about irony.

MardyBra · 11/12/2014 20:53

Link for you DoJo. Listen at your own peril.

The offending lyric is:
"We will build bridges right up to the sky.

Heavenly lights surrounding you and me I."

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MardyBra · 11/12/2014 20:54

Gristletoe I thought it was "dancing". Confused

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sparklecrates · 11/12/2014 20:59

Some people like to use the word dramatical.
Fresh for '88 you suckers

sparklecrates · 11/12/2014 21:02

ffs noone mentioned 'Valerie'. 'When I think of all the things that you do' . You FUCK Grin

MardyBra · 11/12/2014 23:10

Having done that link, I've now got a Paul McCartney earworm.

The fucker.

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HiImBarryScott · 11/12/2014 23:31

That Killers song rips my brain apart every time I am unfortunate enough to hear it.

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