Just happened upon a man having a wee outside my house. Aibu to apologise to him profusely?

[SirNoel]

Because that's what I did

He was weeing shielded by his own van, hidden from sight of the road. But not from my front door sadly.

I realise that he must have been caught short with few options, but a few more feet down the road would have given him bushes to spare his blushes.

And WHY THE CHUFF did I feel the need to splutter 'oh I'm so sorry, excuse me, I'll go back in...there.... sorry '

This might out me but hey ho.

DH's Uncle was in the North Wales Police. One evening, kicking out time for a LLandudno nightclub, he happened upon a certain actor/popstar having a wee in an alley. Uncle gave him quite the telling off and actor/popstar was very about it all.

Not directly naming as don't want this thread coming up in a search but think the one that isn't Jerome

I came across two instances like this within an hour not long ago. First was a woman allowing the child in her charge to urinate against a tree in the middle of the pavement. There is a branch of Costa yards away so a loo was easily available ( they do allow it there). The second was an AA patrolman peeing against the tyre of his pickup truck in the supermarket car park, again just yards from the store entrance where toilets can be found. No excuse at all and not a good advert for the AA.

Grrr !

Me and DD were walking along the riverside of our town on a satirist morning when some workman sauntered round the side of his can and started doing the same. I hadn't noticed but DD had and wandered over for a closer look. I turned around to see what she was up to and caught the whole scene - public piddler was really really uncomfortable! I had to laugh really but I hope he learnt a lesson. It was a very public footpath on a busy Saturday morning!

Saturday not satirist!!