to kill my husband?

[PreMadonna]

In bed.

he's listening to chrismas tunes on ipod.

i'm afraid i have to kill him.

Better dig two graves as I have had slade on repeat all today

Why is he??

It can't be because he likes them surely?

He's actually asleep. Snoring. And listening yo fucking christmas fucking songz
bastard

Which ones? Is it the Buble?

Random z.

if i cover his face with a pillow try and turn it off he'll wake up and want sexing. and nothing is less turner oner than bad taste in music.

You could kill him but then I would have to kill you for using the word 'songz'

X post if its a random z that just turns up unannounced I'll let you off

S is above z on phone keyboard

PMSL...

I think a better plan of action would be to wake him up and sing one of those annoying songs that get in your head and you can't get out.

Paul McCartney, simply having a wonderful xmas time - common assault
Kate Bush, december will be magic etc - GBH
Stop the Cavalry by whoever it was - Kill the fucker

Just had the cavalry fecker.

now on gaudete (sp? Latin shite)

Oo I love gaudete!
(Autocorrect wanted me to type gay d'être!)

Hasnt someone given you a row yet? I remember the bloodshed on the thread where the poster wanted to stab her husband with a fork for snoring

But seriously, I would probably kill him with his own iPod.

I think it might have stopped.

Nope.

Now have a bit of only a winters tale.

he'll have to go

Was a love that would never die....

Turn it off?

...just a thought.

Turn the volume down a little bit at a time so he doesn't wake.

Earplugz!

I couldn't sleep next to it. It'd drive me to desperate measures. If you get a jury full of people like me, they'll let you off.

I still don't get it.

He chose to listen to Christmas songs, what kind of person would do that??

And now you've been left with the knowledge that you're married to someone Like That OP

Is this the first time you've noticed this defect in him?

Scissors are very effective at stopping noise from Ipods. How you use them is up to you.

I'm quite fond of him but he has terrible terrible music taste.

Sorry I cant sleep to music playing, but I have listened to Christmas music all day today.

I'll swap you for mine. Christmas is banned until Dec 1st. He doesn't know what happens during the day strokes Downton Abbey Christmas CD