The sodding dog has eaten the sodding Class Bear. WIBU not to own up?

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I've mended the bear as best I can - he has a pocket which had a flower attached on some pink ribbony stuff. I've managed to reattach the bits of ribbon (luckily I had some cotton in the right shade!) and tucked the flower in so it almost doesn't show. Can't do much about the missing eyebrow but the bear was reasonably tatty so I can't be certain that the dog was responsible. The label is well and truly going through her so that's a lost cause.

And what the hell does DS2 write for the weekend story? "Nici Bear had a lovely time at my house this weekend. We did karate and a picnic and the dog tried to eat him for tea so we went to hospital to get him made better. "

Argh! WIBU to tuck Bear into Bag and not let on? What would you write in the book?

Before he got to the norty pie seller he was kept against his will for months by a well known parenting sites headquarters too.

Ahh Pom The Bear. I so enjoyed reading about his adventures, didn't he get lost on his way from HQ to his next destination?

"we didn't lose it but it did get stolen by a monkey, heartily shagged and dropped in a pond"

loving this thread.

We sometime get "That Mangy Owl" home from Brownies. I might just let the dog have it next time and 'apologise'. I know all the other parents would be very pleased!

I love this thread

we got the class bear last xmas only I didn't realise and the car had to go in the garage for two weeks when we got the car back I found the class bear frozen and shoeless ds1 'FORGOT'to tell me!!

The ORIGINAL MN bear 'Pombear' went to MN towers, drank whiskey and got lost on his way to/from MmeLindor
Then the Franken-teddy was assembled and named Pomtoo

Can't you simply buy a replacement and claim that the bear had cosmetic surgery? Or get a similar looking but darker bear and say he well rested and tanned from a lovely holiday.

Probably not the best message to give to primary kids tho.

Make him an eye patch then concoct a story about how he heroically wrestled with a crocodile, and if you think ted looks bad, you should see croc etc.