He is very old (sometimes people think he is my daddy, but he's not). Today he has brought home a girlfriend.
He was sitting on the couch holding her hand 
Even worse, I saw him kissing her! Ewwww!
Of course I went straight over and interrupted that.
What on earth should I do? She has brought me chocolate buttons and I really want the chocolate buttons but I am very suspicious. AIBU?
Love, BabyAnnun, age 18 months.