To think DH will divorce me soon <eggy farts>

[PiperIsOrange]

I tend to eat heathy, but omg my farts don't half smell of rotten eggs.

I do suffer with a lot of acid and do take tablets for it.

Poor DH.

Would you divorce under this unpleasant circumstances.

Hahahaha [parp]

It's one of the things DH and I have in common

He should.

I'd maybe not divorce but definitely attach an air freshener to my nonexistant dps arse if his farts smelled so bad

I think you should make it up to him somehow. Whenever my DH tortures me with some particularly rank farts I get a new book. Once they were so bad I threw up twice and the next morning I got a new book and flowers. Ahh, romance.

I can't even stand the smell myself

Get a dog?

You should deliberately whiff them as penance.

(before making much of your repentance to your DH)

Register your bum as a weapon of mass destruction?

Can't you try holding a competition with him? like we do

Mmmmm

Charcoal tablets.

My DP is awful. They stink to high heaven and make me feel sick.

He thinks it's funny and normal

I can be just as bad but try to go somewhere private

I have been known to sleep on the sofa because I can't sleep with the smell and he just lets them go

Mine are loud. His are smelly. He had a burger for dinner tonight...

My DW has this problem (or should I say it's a problem for me). I often come to bed and get a nasty whiff as soon as I open the door. Sometimes I get rudely awoken by a suffocating stench in the middle of the night. She thinks that cabbage and onions create the worst of her foul aromas. Perhaps you too eat certain foods that cause trouble. Maybe try cutting some foods out of your diet and see if that helps. I don't think your DH will divorce you, but he may want to sleep on the couch. (if I had another bed I could sleep in, I would probably use it a lot).

Well mine smell of baby powder so I don't understand the problem ( cough, cough!)

DH is not having the settee, I have a lovely night sleep on mine.

When we argue it's me on the settee.

I love my settee too, have the beat naps there

Haha. I farted so badly in DD1's bed after her bedtime story tonight that I had to get some perfume onto it! She was almost crying amd refusing to sleep there.

My DH has gotten used to mine now. I had surgery in July that cause removal of most of my stomach and most of my small intestines, so I really let some of the most foul smells you have ever encountered......TMi.

However, the bloak must reallly love me bunches, cause he just comments that Im must be having an off night, spays some air freshener (we seem to have to buy some more every week) and continues on.

It embarrasses the piss out of me, but I have decided if he dosent care, i don't either. The dog however, sighs and goes and sleeps on the sofa....imagine that.

Can't believe you used the 'F' word! Couldn't you have said 'trump' or 'eggy woofler' instead? Won't someone think of the children?!

Yes, everyone knows the correct term these days is 'beefy eggo'. For shame.

you need these

It will be a certain food you're eating, if DP eats stuffing, within about half an hour it smells like the Black Death is falling out his arse.

Luckily I love him so I won't leave him yet although it doesn't do good things for morning sickness!

Are you constipated?

I agree it could be a certain food you are eating. For DP its red meat, mostly steak. We call them the 'meat farts' they are vile! I've been sick on many occasions after getting a whiff