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Why is he always better than me?

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Buggerwugger · 17/10/2014 16:49

My husband is so nice to me he get me flowers all the time, cooks, cleans etc however im repulsed by him which is largely down to him being better than me at most things.

He's not competitive at all its really me. He beat me the other day at Dingbats, Don't Tip the Waiter and Kerplunk all in a row.

He's one of a twin and i'm considering divorcing him and cracking on to his brother who is my perfect man. I did date the brother years ago before but he became un interested when he went into the army. I settled for the other brother in the end.

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Buggerwugger · 17/10/2014 17:30

Here is the outfit, i got someone to sexy it up a bit with some tinsel and some flashing nippel pasties

Why is he always better than me?
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IneedAwittierNickname · 17/10/2014 17:34

This has just cheered up an otherwise very dull bus journey.
However my boss said I'd get sacked if I keep mumnetting when I should be driving Grin

Buggerwugger · 17/10/2014 17:43

IneedAwittierNickname I would not drive a bus full of people and check mumsnet on what i can only surmise is on a mobile device?

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ThirdPoliceman · 17/10/2014 17:48

Nippel pasties?

Is this a new line from Greggs?

(wanders off to local Greggs, solving the old what's for tea tonight dilemma)

ginslinger · 17/10/2014 18:38

I found nipple pasties a bit flakey

wantstolickwilliamgraham · 17/10/2014 19:09

Is this what nipple pasties would look like?

Spurtle · 17/10/2014 22:22

Why do I feel like I've stumbled into an alternate universe? What the chuff are you all on about?

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