to be fecking sick of soggy socks from wee on the floor

[motherofmonster]

Honestly, how is it possible that someone who is only about 3 1/2 foot tall and their Willie is level with the toilet bowl can still manage to pee up the wall, on the floor and even hit the radiator ?!? Am sick to death of going into the toilet and getting soggy socks...boys are horrible

What age PacificDogwood?

I love the ping pong ball idea but what happens with a less than solid number 2. Does the ball get fished out before or does it all wash off in the flush? Probably TMI but I think I might prefer the wet floor to a poopy ping pong ball. I think one of mine has a built in sprinkler, he can miss on both sides at the same time.

Mine are 4.5 (prefer to sit down as till a bit short to manage ), 6, 10 and 11 - the 10 yo is the worst offender and most likely to say 'wasn't me'. I Do Not Accept That.
And I certainly don't clean it.
If is came to it, I would go on bathroom cleaning strike, I swear - let DH and the boys sort it out between themselves

OK, so same ageish as mine.

Shall get tough!!!

Good luck!
I am quite good a switching on Scary Mummy when I am NOT amused...

Oh god, I haven't read the whole thread but OP, I completely relate to your post. DS just learning to pee standing up. Piss everywhere, all day long. Based on DH I'm none too confident he'll ever get it...
Good luck!

Judging from the state of the floor and the seats in the unisex toilets at work, grown men are no better. It's fucking disgusting. There are literally pools of piss around the toilet and on the seat.

Well hopefully it will soon be no lodger at all! I have screamed, nagged, bought wipes and left them on top of loo...unfortunately he is a good friend of DP (who manages not to wee everywhere) or I would have booted him out ages ago... I cannot wait to have my house back

Slippers, its the only way!

The worst bit is when there is wee on the seat that you don't notice before you sit .. Shudder...

In my house you have 3 options;

Aim properly
Clean up properly after yourself
Sit down to wee

There are no other acceptable choices. I don't put my foot down about much but I do about this. Nobody gets to piss all over my bathroom and leave it there for someone else (me) to find and clean up. That's so disrespectful. Makes my blood boil just thinking about it.