to have watched the first 1 min of apprentice and already to hate each and every one of them?

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Twats the lot.

It's to singing what the X factor is and good dancing to strictly.

They're all completely bonkers. That Canadian guy losing it in the taxi made me squeal. Who are these people?!

It's not just a potato, it's an experience.

How can you possibly say that without the words "I am a knob" filling your head?

Who are these people?

I refer you to my OP. Lol

Can't believe one of the men said "I can get women to do what I want. And even some men". Fuck off, twat.

Decadence: I was just playing with the word decade.

Translation: I am an idiot.

God I wish I had the ability to bullshit people without laughing at my own twatishness and still sleep at night.

I would have so much more money

"God I wish I had the ability to bullshit people"

They don't even have that.

Watching them trying to sell the toilet brushes to the zoo was hilarious. £250 for a box of cleaning stuff that looks like it came from the pound shop Do these people have any idea about real life?

I didn't watch it, never have since the first series. Twattish sociopaths doesn't even begin to describe these people.

They'll be having those catchphrases shouted at them for the rest of their lives. I love the Apprentice even though it makes me cringe.

I've seen it a handful of times: it's strangely addictive in a "can't believe there are people like this" way.

Personal favourite was the utterly bizarre attempt to sell food to the French by cooking a can of beans without a fire or some such commando survival nonsense. What was he thinking?!

And I never forget this is the show that first introduced us to Katie Hopkins...

What makes it delicious though is the twist that you actually want the biggest knob to win, so King Knob himself will be saddled with them as a 'business partner'. If the winner had to work with Nick, or even Karren, I'd be rooting for someone nice. For Suralan and his Amstrad Pun-o-Matic smug joke generator, not so much.

It's all gone completely pantomime anyway. Half the time during the tasks, you feel like the crew are struggling not to yell 'He's behiiiiind you!' as Nick looms over someone's padded shoulder, eyebrows aloft.

I love it - that combination of hilarity and cringe factor!

I never realised people still used the phrase "Alpha Male" or "Smash the others" until I watched that, are they stuck in the 80's

My favourite Apprentice moment of all time -

"I am a big fish in a small pond."
"You are NOT a big fish. You're not even a fish."

DH auditioned for the first series. He failed because (a) he's not twattish enough and (b) being a good North London lad he slagged off Spurs.

The woman who was team leader of decadence has got through life wearing short skirts and flirting by the sounds of it, hardly inspiring. Mr sugar said they had to think of a new name as it was so bad

They probably thought she was that other one that's every where mark 2

They are chosen more for their entertainment value now, 10th one, that's so many.

It's not like they're going to pick anyone with brains and/or common sense to be on the show, is it? Wouldn't provide nearly enough soundbites.

My TV has plenty of other channels.

There was a moment when one of summit at the sales pitch told someone else to shut up and ignore him because he is from the north. What? Just because he doesn't talk with a plum in his mouth and didn't go to Oxbridge

It's on again tonight!

I like Felipe.

I thought they were mean to Steven, was that his name?

I think we're supposed to dislike them. I'm not an avid viewer of it though. The only one I can remember being a decent person was one called Liz. She was a banker from Birmingham. Never bitchy, outperformed everyone else and was clever and articulate. Sugar kicked her out and kept that dogs dick Stuart Baggs.