BoreOfWhabylon
You are right and I always have bought lard or dripping in my fridge.
I also have bits of fat cut from various animals that I render and strain and store like I am Dr Victor Frankenstein. My cat is far too skinny to have to worry but he likes to chew on the pork crackling. It's good for his teeth and gums and cheaper than Dreamies
I tried to explain to someone once that the point of jam roly poly is the faint taste of animal fat. Nothing else will do. She looked horrified.
That said, have you tried Aunt Bessie's Dumpling Mix? I always used to make dumplings with suet, usually Atora, but sometimes with the fresh stuff cut off kidneys plus plain flour, salt, water.
They were always a bit hefty because I'm not that good. Then my mum introduced me to the Aunt Bessie's dark side.
At first I resisted, because I am a fucking snob. But then she brought up a packet and made them. Dream food, if you like that fat and carb heavy stuff. And let's be honest, what normal person doesn't?
They work every time. I am running low on the packets and there isn't an Iceland near me. I'm going to have to set out with a wheely case to Clapham Junction because, as they say in Game of Thrones, winter is coming.