to think you lot won't guess what my five year old has drawn...

[ReallyTired]

Well here is the picture. What do you think it is. There is a mumsnet glass of wine for the best/ most interesting guess...

yes, its little red riding hood. Can you guess what the penis/ flower is supposed to be and who the other character is?

DS had to illustrate a fairy tale last week too. His was Cinderella - tow balls for the wheels of the coach and a golden triangle for Cinders that was it, nothing would induce him to put anything more on the page In his eyes it was perfect

Another sip of to owlbegoing and JerseySpud

Grandma? What big eyes she has. Not sure what the penis flower is though.

That should be two not tow

Maybe the woodcutter with a chainsaw?

The wood chopper trying to kill the wolf?

Grandma is not in the picture.. Neither is little red ridding hood.

keep on guessing about what the penis flower is.

The wolf looks like a beagle. Its very good and "what big claws it has!"

clearly someone is rescuing a shark from an inexplicable filing cabinet disaster with ghost arms

Woodcutter. That's the word I was looking for stickle

sticklebrickstickle

Yes, it is the wood cutter with a chainsaw. The wolf is being chased by the woodcutter with a chainsaw because he has swallowed Grandma and little red riding hood.

I assumed the penis flower was a hand as it looks like the other hand. But now I am going to guess its the woodman with an axe

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Oh I thought it was a shark on a diving board!

Is the penis/flower some kind of weapon? Or a magic wand?

Hooray!

Although, gosh, doesn't the imagery in the story become rather more chilling when you start to think of it with modern technology!

Haha chainsaw, that's brilliant!

What about my 4.5 yo's etching?

Is KatoPotato son picture a road?

A fishing rod and line.

It's a mountain...

I thought It was a dragon about to leap out of the top bunk onto a flower waving person!

Sorry, my guess was for OP, not kato.

it loooked like a bird on a piano to me... is he trying to get the bird or possibly cat to play with a flower?