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To consider becoming a masseuse

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violet123 · 19/09/2014 11:32

I currently work in a decent job which unfortunately does not pay well. I saw an ad for a masseuse which apparently pays £200 per day. I am aware of the nature of the work but I am seriously considering it regardless. Am I mad to even think about it? Has anyone else had experience of this type of work? Any opinions gratefully received. Thanks

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MrsWinnibago · 19/09/2014 12:30

Lying we can assume the OP doesn't mean that kind of massage...from her wording surely?

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 19/09/2014 12:33

No but you can be registered, Aga. To call an untrained person who broadly 'diversify' into goodness knows what as a 'masseuse' is annoying in the same way that, let me think - calling a week-long girlfriend of your ex a 'stepmother' or 'mother' would be. Not illegal no, but bloody annoying. Angry

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 19/09/2014 12:34

MrsWinnibago... I hadn't realised from the OP. Leaped in, thought it was a kindred spirit... not so. :(

HandMini · 19/09/2014 12:44

You are not going to get £200/day unless you are providing sexual services.

I pay £60 for an hour long massage. All above board and no funny business I hasten to add! If a massage therapist / masseuse can charge that, why shouldn't they earn around £200 a day, assuming for example that they work out of their own home / go to clients home (like Return to Glory) have some other way of getting rid of overheads.

Doesn't seem beyond the bounds of possibility to me....

LyingWitchInTheWardrobe2726 · 19/09/2014 12:51

That's what I meant, as per HandMini's post. If I wanted to get back to it, I could easily earn more than £200 per day with a regular client base for legitimate, non-sexual massage. It's hard word but I had a core of steel back then. It's an incredible workout in itself.

Bue · 19/09/2014 12:51

I'm sure plenty of legitimate massage therapists make well over £200 per day. But I get the impression the OP is talking about the other kind.

Thumbwitch · 19/09/2014 13:16

" I am aware of the nature of the work but I am seriously considering it regardless."

This comment suggests that it is a "happy ending" type of job rather than an actual massage therapist. I am a qualified massage therapist too and if I could have worked a full 7h day (I can't, it was too physically demanding and my back couldn't take it) I could have earnt £200+ gross easily, but then there's tax and room rental and I was self-employed. I suppose there are places that actually employ massage therapists in a legit fashion, but still there's that comment...

AgaPanthers · 19/09/2014 13:27

You could get £200+/day working self-employed, yes. But OP is responding to an ad, which means that she is going to be employed which implies a gross of £500+, which = sex.

minifingers · 19/09/2014 13:40

My friend is a proper masseuse and earns at least £50 per hour.

She does a lot of sports massage and works part time at a dance school, so gets her hands on lots of gorgeous, fit young men. Envy

But she's highly trained and extremely fit.

OP - if you have physical stamina and are willing to do the training, sports and therapeutic massage is a great job, and you don't have to touch old men's cocks!

AgaPanthers · 19/09/2014 13:41

Meh, my friend does sports massage and while she might charge £50/hour she has to rent the room, do advertising, isn't always booked up, etc. It's not easy.

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