Today I tried to punch a cake.....

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but chickened out and squashed a finger in a breadcake instead. That is all (for now)

Did it deserve it? By being coffee cake, for example. Or having that shitty shaving foam icing?

Definitely wouldn't punch a coffee cake - a banana cake on the other hand!!

If it was chocolate, YABU.

Yes, build up to it.

Keep going, and soon you'll be karate chopping Black Forest gateaux!

Every time you punch a cake, Mary Berry dies a little inside.

It was a miserable looking victoria sponge however fate paid me back when I dropped (and broke) my eggs at the checkout.

Not. Black. Forest. Gateau. No.

The plastic was too thick to squish :-(

How about Sacher Torte, Mrs Terry?

Or Swedish Princess Cake?

If I had to punch a cake if definitely choose Christmas cake. Love Christmas, hate Christmas cake.

So you squashed a cake in the supermarket but didn't buy it?

Nothing with chocolate. Does Swedish Princess Cake have fondant? I think it does, so punch away.

Mary bloody Berry is the reason Ocado were out of Princess cake for my last delivery. Bastard Bake Off.

It has marzipan

Cuntcake? I miss The Thick Of It.

Did you eat some grapes without paying for them afterwards?

Punch a cake as in actually punching one in a shop?
Bit pathetic really if so.

Punching bread I can see - it has a bit of resistance to it. A bit of fight. But punching a cake is like punching a unicorn - I couldn't bring myself to do it.

I'm too scared to punch a cake - I did rearrange the spices to spell POO though!

DD1 (15) gave me a withering look

No, you squeeze bread. You punch cakes.

It's the MN way.

Was it lemon Drizzle?

Princess cake has Marzipan.

Foul stuff.