Watching Hot Tub Britain on ITV....totally common and housing scheme or what?

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Would hate to be the neighbour of the people on this programme!

'member of a Swinging club, and wouldn't mind clambering into a plastic moulded tureen of bubbling jizm soup.'

You are a true wordsmith Wally!

Oh and my pampas grass is in the back garden but visible from the front. What does that make me?

A fan of anal sex?

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I've always wanted a goat, how much room do they need?

Never wanted a hot tub, pour all the chemicals you like in, it's still not clean water

I'm not sure that it does make you a swinger Valerie. My friends invited me and my DH to go for a naked swim in their pool once, and they (and we) are not swingers. We went for the swim btw and very nice it was too . Or is it just hot tubs, not pools?!

I'd love a hot tub

If I lived in Scotland I'd be a schemey anyway, lived on them for years

I prefer 'schemey' to 'chav' though

I've got sheep and a big paddling pool. I don't even aspire as high as goats and hot tubs

Love the idea of sitting in a nice (clean) hot tub, in some rural location, on a clear starry night, glass of wine in hand, gorgeous man by my side.

Yup, pretty much describes ours. You'd have to bring your own gorgeous man though, DH is mine :)

Completely secluded, not overlooked by neighbours, pizza oven in process of being constructed next to it, no pampas grass in sight.

No goats though. Chickens ok as a substitute?

My situation sounds a lot like Hic's. No goats and the foxes ate all my chickens, but mine looks out over woods and my horses grazing in their fields. It's very peaceful.

I'd love a hot tub.

We had one when we stayed in a log cabin in the woods. Kids to bed, open a bottle, into the hot tub with nothing to see or hear but the rustling of the trees and the twinkly stars. Sooooo relaxing and reduced my joint pains (I have RA) virtually to nil. Bliss.

I'd rather sit in a hot tub in my secluded garden with my partner and a bottle of Sauv Blanc than watch 99% of the shite on the telly. Each to their own.

OMG trying to picture couple we bought house from and planted it and anal sex.
Pampas is in full bloom and clearly visible up my side passage.

If you get legionnaires disease do you have to wear a hat with a flap down your neck?

Are you sure you mean "side passage"?

Hi Bogeyface!
Swedesh families actually prefer to use a hot tub when weather is the coldest. A very Swedish wooden tub, much like a very large barrel. This is a special spa also with rainy or sunny weather or in wintertime! Check it out: badtunna

My neighbour has a hot tub. The stink of chlorine wafts through my garden - it's really unpleasant.

I like the idea of a hot tub but suspect the reality would be very different. We'd use it once then get bored of the faff and it would end up being used to store garden toys
I once stayed in a house with a goat. We had to milk it every morning for the breakfast. very middle class commune, parents idea of a holiday
It ate everything up to and including the seat on the swing in the garden..

My sister used to have one of those inflatable hot tubs in the back garden. She used to angle the telly out of the window and watch Jeremy Kyle whilst sat inside it

Ooh I do like a hottub on holiday.

My DSIL was, apparently, conceived in a hottub.

As told by DFIL in law. At Sunday dinner.

I don't understand why you'd want to invite the neighbours round.

My neighbours next door but one had a hot tub. They were so busy with work, family, trips out that they hardly used it so sold it.

What boring lives people must have if they use a hot tub every day... What do they do with their non-hot-tub time?

cant believe you actually wrote totally common and housing scheme there op

have my first ever in 11 years here