tell me funny moments from your life

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Some really really funny moments:)
ROTFL moments.
Let's try and get lots of funny ones

My dh 36 when he was about 13 was at a bonfire with a few friends.
in them days most families used to have hand me down clothes and shoes On this particular night he was wearing a pair of trainers that where his older brothers so was a bit on the big side .
when they were throwing things onto the bonfire he decided to kick a piece of wood and as he did his shoe came flying off into the air and landed right in front of the fire .
as he went to pick it up one of the other boys scooped it up onto a stick and flung it into the fire . He then had to walk home with one shoe on
I was in tears when he told me that

I had an eye test booked but could not find the opticians.

I went into an estate agents and said 'excuse me where's the opticians please'. The estate agent pointed and it was right across the road. Clear as day. Unmissable.

The place went silent and everyone looked at me and then burst out laughing, guess it was one of those 'you had to be there' moment, but very embarrassing.

Why do people not put these type of threads in Chat instead of AIBU?

I'm sorry fairenuff but I'm new to Mumsnet and didn't realise there was a chat section. I shall, of course, try to improve in future.

So far all the comments have been hilarious :D

silence- you should have gone to Specsavers!

Years ago. Feeding ducks with my toddler. He goes into my handbag, plucks out a tampax, holds it up to some old ladies sitting on a nearby benchmark and says ' this what my mummy puts in her bottom'.

Ah right, that explains it

Pahahaha. Hilarious Clay.

Cronically

*Crohnically

Just now, was at the cashpoint with a friend. He wanted to take out a tenner for the taxi, but it only gives options of 20 or 40... So it's clearly out of 10 pound notes.
He moans a bit, but hits the button for 20 and gets --- 2 x 10 pound notes!

How I larfed!

When I was a child we often stayed with relatives on their farm. When we were deemed old enough we were given a tour of the cow sheds. Just looked in through the door and then on to the next one. The last door I shoved my head in to be nose to nose with a bull complete with nose ring. I leapt backwards in fright and so, so nearly fell backwards into a huge pool of sloppy dung. I was windmilling on the edge while my whole family shrieked with laughter.

From my point of view not at all funny but everyone else thought so!

When DH and I were younger we had this totally crap flat where things fell apart on what seemed like a daily basis. One afternoon the towel rail in the bathroom fell off the wall. It wouldn't screw back on, the wall just kept crumbling, so in desperation I got the superglue out. That got it stuck to the wall and I was happy in the warm satisfaction of a job well done.

A little while later I went to get changed and, strangely, found that I couldn't pull my pants down any further than my thighs. When I had a closer look I found that a drip of superglue had landed on my pants legs while I was fixing the towel rail.

Yes. I'd glued my pants to my leg.

We tried soaking in warm water and nothing happened so I got DH to ring his dad to ask if he knew of anything that would dissolve superglue. I was really embarrassed so I made DH pretend it was him who had glued his pants to his own leg.

To make it even worse, it's nearly ten years later and FIL still makes fun of DH for "that time you glued your pants to your leg". And I join in.

That's true love that is.