To say ds2 can only wear these awful,shorts in bed?

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They are terrible - cheap, silky acrylic, baggy and just an offence to the eye. He says he is only intending to wear them round the house, but I think this says that he knows they are a fashion disaster, and thinks it is OK to inflict them on his loving family, but not his friends, and passing strangers.

I'm posting a photo - please ignore the grubby t-shirt - he wore that to do some painting.

Or maybe I could connect up a set of jump leads, power the house, and feed any surplus current back into the National grid - I'll be minted!

What's wrong with them? They look great to me :) I am obviously missing something...

We need to know how he came to be in posession of them?

I'd put them near an open flame if I was feeling kind I'd do it when he wasn't wearing them

Who needs solar panels! Watch they don't melt from the current that they create.

BringMeSunshine - he bought them, on purpose. He was sober at the time!

Hic - the photo doesn't convey the full, synthetic, sub-shellsuit horror, or the brightness of the royal blue...

They look alright, just conveniently 'loose' them

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Bugger. They look like football shorts to me too eatshitderek. I have a similar pair. I wear them round the house. Sometimes I (shock horror) wear them outside where people might point and laugh. They don't.

Let the poor lad wear his shorts as he chooses.

Please don't worry. The first night he wears them to bed he will cause a small static explosion. End of shorts.