Sign on the loo on a Virgin train:
Please don't flush nappies, sanitary towels, paper towels, gum,old phones, unpaid bills, junk mail, your ex's sweater, hopes, dreams or goldfish down this toilet
The message is also read by a recorded upper-middle class female voice when you lock the door. Masterpiece.
Added to the train having been bang on time both ways and you can see why VT are in my good books today.