To want my sex life back

[ICanSeeTheSun]

I'm not a troll and not bored of my summer holiday.

Before having children DH and I used to have sex up to 3 times a day and outdoors a lot.

Is it possible

Probably.

. I'm afraid it's bound to change when you have children, you just have to fit it in when you can. You can't just leave them to go and have a shag can you. I'm lucky though as D.P only stays over when dd stays out which is twice a week, so I don't really have that problem.
It's not unreasonable to want sex of course it's not you're human with desires, and your children wont stay young forever will they. Do they sleep can you not fit a quickie in while they sleep. I have to say why do people always defend themselves when starting a sexual thread by saying I'm not a troll, surely we can all talk about sex like adults.

Ha ha ha. It's far harder to be doing it with older kids in the house as you have to be so quiet.

We still have 3 at home, youngest 14 and we can't just put a DVD on for them as we used to do when they were little
And go shag.

To be fair couldn't be arsed with 3 times a day in our teens before kids. Calm down dear

Ha ha the body that's why I can only dtd when d.d is out because I am a screamer. All jokes aside though I wouldn't embarrass her. I mean she knows I have sex and she's fine with that but I don't think she's want to hear it

She'd not she's

Yes, MiL is a fab babysitter and I have a big truck and a horse lorry if required. My kids play out in the street with their friends so the most common time is just before tea time when DH and I realise we are along in the house and have half an hour till teas ready. Just go for it OP

Dontgotosleep

Is a horse lorry smelly? Of horse?

Normally horse lorry is smelly or horse, but my scent of choice is normally eau de horseshit, sheepshit or cowshit and DH often smells of wet dog too. Neither of us bother about it.

3 times a day?? Damn girl. :)

Yeah, now that we have DD, we're lucky to squeeze it in. But she's also still a baby not sleeping through the night, and no real set bedtime we can work around.

How old are the kids? Kick them outside for a bit and lock the doors.

I never thought hearing a baby whimper and cry would be the cue for orgasm. The things you learn!

Before having children DH and I used to have sex up to 3 times a day and outdoors a lot. Is it possible

No.

HTH.

it is possible. but 3 times a day might be a bit ambitious!

I'm going to kill my husband, how dare he post on MN using my account.

DH if you are reading this having a good laugh then read the rules and think of something better than this.

really?

No wonder he isn't getting any.. He sounds like a dick.

Well that's going to get him even less sex. Idiot.

I've reported the thread

That's funny!

Newt Congratulations on your new po face

What a cunt. If I were you I'd ltb

Dreaming

I reported it because the OP was hacked and there's no point responding to a fake thread.

But if the OP wants it continued, I'm sure she can ask

"I never thought hearing a baby whimper and cry would be the cue for orgasm. The things you learn!"

So true though! I have the variety of child who wakes every 10 minutes for the first 4 years of it's life

Haha the equivalent of a MN frape then??

If you want revenge ICanSeeTheSun well the real one - go shop some chi;;is then give him a handjob. A whole new meaning to hot sex [grins]

Get on his facebook and ask advice on micro penises. It's only fair.

Actually, we have no idea the relationship and whether this is just a one off of childish immaturity or another asshole move in a string of shitty behavior.

Either way, if it upsets you, you need to put your foot up his ass for it. :)

Revenge is a dish best serve cold.

I will get my own back