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To want to know how all these people earn a living titting about all day?

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Pipbin · 03/08/2014 19:32

Seriously, there is a guy on countryfile right now who is an expert on foraging, and there was another guy who was a free diver. Not to mention the two women who were artists.

I want these jobs. I want to spend all day just titting about and somehow still earn a living.

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weatherall · 03/08/2014 23:09

I imagine there are fb friends of mine who say this about me.

I haven't had a paycheck for 7 years.

I do get to spend quite a lot of time on my hobbies Grin

I was always good with money/maths when I was younger and learned how to work the system to my advantage.

I got in the property ladder ASAP in my early 20s rather than spending money on travel/cars/postcode/etc. so I now have a small rental income when others my age will never own a house.

I get quite a lot of tax credits.

I carry an eye watering amount of debt that would cause other people to not sleep at night.

The DCs are fed and clothed by GPs fairly regularly.

I am quite low maintenance- I haven't been to the hairdressers since 2008, don't smoke, shop in charity shops, no passport.

I do realise I'm in quite a privileged position.

FloatIsRechargedNow · 03/08/2014 23:13

And decades later I still haven't found a non-tit...but I've discovered so many more ways to tit...in fact as I near the age of compulsory titting about without any means of support, I'm virtually 'lion rampant' in my search for the ultimate 'tit-about'.

I do feel quite proud of myself sometimes wraps spare tits for 'abouting' round body in most stylishly artisty way

Pipbin · 03/08/2014 23:15

I carry an eye watering amount of debt that would cause other people to not sleep at night.

See thats's the bit that I assume, that tit-abouters are in debit.

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weatherall · 03/08/2014 23:28

Speculate to accumulate Wink

Meglet · 03/08/2014 23:41

The only non-job I can think of that would earn £40 odd an hour would be if I went on the game Hmm. Not quite arty-farty titting about though is it.

I need to think a bit more outside the box.

SolidGoldBrass · 03/08/2014 23:41

The fact that most people who write/paint/dance/make music can only do so because they have either rich parents or a rich partner is actually a bit sad. It means that, these days, nearly all art/media is being produced by middle-class tosspots, which is unhealthy. Because it's now almost impossible to write/paint/dance/sing/produce films in your spare time in a way that might actually earn you some money while holding down an 'ordinary' job. The means of doing so cost more. The means of getting it out to other people who might appreciate it costs masses of time.

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 03/08/2014 23:53

Yy SGB

On the surface of it, I'm ideally placed for a bit of titting about (freelance writer) - in fact, to the untrained eye I may look like I am titting about. But in reality, I'm working for the man just like everyone else. The thought of taking a couple of months off to work on one of my side projects is completely ridiculous - that's for rich folks.

I trained as an actor and while I know a few contemporaries who are still working, they all had family money behind them too. I don't grudge them that and recognise I was lucky enough to go to drama school at the time when it was still funded but yeah, who knows what would have happened if I could have kept holding out for that big break?

Petitgrain · 04/08/2014 00:02

One of my DCs has a YouTube channel that earns him loads. He's become a bit of an internet celeb and spends hours a day talking to his mates cultivating his fan base. He's only just left school but has put off going to college/getting proper job to strike while the iron's hot. He seems destined for a life of titting about. Wierdly, he told me when he was 8 that he'd never work for anyone else and only do things that made him happy.

pandarific · 04/08/2014 00:11

To be an artist and to make money unless you are very lucky you need talent and a hell of a lot of hard work. It may not be amazing money, but it is enough. I know a few artists and they definitely don't make anything out of shells, and most of them have other/part time jobs in the meantime.

Lally112 · 04/08/2014 00:32

I tit about a fair bit if I am honest. But my lifestyle allows it. I'm not into abroad holidays or smartphones, tablets or Ithings. My house was bought as a wreck and we do it up bit at a time but I sort of prioritise my titting about with all my animals including my new baby I got this morning.

Philoslothy · 04/08/2014 00:40

How do you make money on YouTube.

Lally112 · 04/08/2014 00:53

Do you not have to have one of those really popular watched videos and someone wants to put an advert in front of it? I am Pissed and working tomorrow so I might ask DD to video me at work tomorrow - i'm bound to fuck up horrendously funny, end up covered in shit and straw. Surely that's worth a bob or two?

HappySeaTurtles · 04/08/2014 00:54

The downside to these fun jobs is that you only get hired and paid when needed. Like any photographer or camera man, you are hired by project unless you get lucky with a studio or have editing skills to keep you on board after the filming.

I'm an artist and it's hard to find a studio job where you get constant paychecks. I live project to project.

Lally112 · 04/08/2014 01:35

The other downside to these fun jobs is you see as excellent, me arsing around with horses and ponies and sheep and dogs all day in the glorious sunshine and it looks amazing but you don't see me trudding through a paddock calf deep in shit in the pissing rain an hour before I am supposed to pick up the kids from school because some little bastard let their pony into the big horse field and the big horses are going to kill it if I don't wade in and get it out.

You all leave the central heated office in your little court shoes and nice winter collection from next and so on and turn up in your kia ceed's at the school to pick up your children. I speed in driving a clapped out old farm truck so dirty you can barely see out the window, covered in mud and excrement and soaked to the bone to get moaned at by some flange for engine idling because if I switch said manky old truck off it wont start again and I will have to walk back to work to get a tractor to tow it. I couldn't do anything else though.

drspouse · 04/08/2014 02:24

Cheery you have my brother's titting about business down to a tee, including the extra for wild camping. I think you may pay even more for the privilege of staying in a mouldy caravan which surprisingly, we have declined, and recently it has also included helping with the pretend home schooling of DN1.

TestingTestingWonTooFree · 04/08/2014 05:21

I have a friend who pre children pissed about (clearly not earning enough money to cover petrol for fancy car, less still massive house funded by banker husband) in a not sufficiently arty to be titting about job. Now she's a SAHM. She's become an oil heiress while the children are little so ain't never going back to no poxy job. I'm envious.

Eastpoint · 04/08/2014 05:56

I have a friend who is an artist but also works as a vet - she is very talented and hard working. Another friend is an artist & teaches at children's camps in the holidays and in museums in term time. Later I'll post a picture of a friend's mosaic dresses. She sells them for over $3000 each, the mosaic is made from old china plates she buys in junk shops.

NoodleOodle · 04/08/2014 06:09

About ten years ago I used to tit about. I'd do six hour workshops teaching my titty hobby, for £60ph plus travel. I'd also run weekly classes of six week hour-long classes and charge per head.

Then I went to University and tried to make a living being sensible and not titting about. I've been out of sensible job for a little while now due to health and family issues but am just about to partner up with a friend (who currently works in IT) to start a new titting about business.

Apart from one sensible business I ran for a while, earning a living titting about has been the most satisfying way of living for me, apart from some joyous periods as a student where I fell in love with learning (but got reacquainted with a stuff on toast lifestyle, lol.)

Titting about can be marvelous, you just need some way to support yourself while you become good at what the next titty trend is going to be and while you build up your customer base (just...)

NoodleOodle · 04/08/2014 06:17

I did spend about four hours a day nearly every day practicing my titty hobby, in order to be able to teach it.

SchoolHolsTOWIE · 04/08/2014 06:23

I started writing a hobbyist blog about 2 years ago. I did it purely for fun and it contains posts about anything and everything with a loose connection to either local history or British history. I've written everything from a post about Henry VIII's love tokens to his queen, poor Anne Bolyen, to posts about men in my family who died fighting in the First World War. I've also written about the "adventures" of a year's home ed'ing of my SEN son, which involved a lot of site visits to historical places to give him a hands on approach to learning to love history. One of my most viewed pages is a post I wrote about how I was teaching my DS to understand the War of the Roses and explaining to him how the Tudors came to be kings and queens of England.

My DH doesn't understand why I write my blog and has never read any of my posts and was firmly of the belief that I was titting around. As well as home eding, on days when my DS was being tutored (at my expense) I had a very well paid job as a technologist in London which involved a 90 minute commute each way. But in the madness of home schooling and working whilst fighting my local education authority to provide an education my son could access, my blog was my lifesaver amidst a totally insane world involving Tribunals, Judges, and meetings with experts and barristers. (Anyone who has fought to get a Statement of Special Educational needs for their DC will understand exactly the insanity of it all.)

Just before Christmas last year, my blog was spotted by an editor of a well-known mainstream publisher of history books. They commissioned me to write three history books - including one book on the First World War (which is being timed to be published on the centenary of the Battle of the Somme). I delivered my first manuscript to them last week. Hopefully I will find out this week if they will be commissioning me to write an additional 2 books. So 5 books in total over a two year period. My first book will hit the bookshops sometime next month.

I have absolutely no idea how much each book will bring in by way of revenue. Given the fact that each book is extremely labour intensive because of the research that goes into each one, and then my time writing the books, I suspect that hour-for-hour I will "earn" less than the minimum wage.

My DS is now back in school, so I am free to go back full-time to my "day-job" in London. But, having commuted and worked in London for 32 years (sob, I'm old), this is now my time and, at least in the short-term, I will continue titting around writing my books and my blog. And hopefully will earn enough from it to keep the wolf from the door.

merrymouse · 04/08/2014 06:33

Good luck schoolhols ! Smile

sounds as though you need to do a could few years of titting about just to rebalance the universe!

InMySpareTime · 04/08/2014 06:58

I tit about, by your definition. I am an author and storyteller. The storytelling earns me enough to allow me time to write (£100 an hour for bookings, and I don't struggle for bookings at that rate). The books I write are a long term earning strategy, so when my voice goes I'll still have an income stream.
I love a bit of foraging, it's getting into bumper season for fruit now, and locally there's lots of free food to be had if you know where to look.
We live simply, and have low outgoings, which helps with managing bills.
I wouldn't swap my current lifestyle for a desk job now, there's more to life than earning mega bucks.

elvenbread · 04/08/2014 07:02

I wouldnt assume anything to be honest. One of the underwater filmers is a seal expert who also happens to be a full time doctor (GP). www.northeastlifemag.co.uk/people/ben_burville_the_amble_gp_making_big_waves_as_an_undersea_photographer_1_1567878

NinjaLeprechaun · 04/08/2014 07:20

Most artists I know (and I know a startling number) put a lot more effort into making a meager living than most people with more traditional jobs do.

ImaMonet · 04/08/2014 07:58

If you are popular enough on YouTube you get sponsors and ads in front of your video plus loads of free stuff it seems and lots of holidays business trips abroad to conventions/meet ups as promotions. Read an about it article once therefore obvs am an expert

It seems to be the modern day definition of titting about. I'm very jealous.

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