He is a bit pissed. I am not.
He came in. Ate 4 sandwiches. Left crumbs all over. Then choked on it because he is a greedy git who is too pissed/hungry to chew properly.
He stinks of beer.
He breathes loudly.
He has hiccups from the choking incident.
I am [envy-] because I have worked 13 hours today and would like to be a bit pissed and to be able yo eat bread without then shitting myself 30 minutes later. I miss bread.
He is going to snore next.
How should I kill him. My only suitable weapon is a basket of clean washing and standard bedroom furniture.