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To think if you're selling sexy lingerie...

25 replies

TiggyD · 26/07/2014 17:25

...down an alley and you want a person holding a sign on the main street directing people to you, you shouldn't pick a middle aged bald beardy vegetarian looking man to hold the sign. You read the sign, all pink and lacy with twiddly writing, you feel like sexy but impractical underwear, but then you see him looking all wholemeal pastry quiche and it puts you right off.

AIBU?

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TiggyD · 26/07/2014 17:27

I mean there was a shop down an alley. Not just somebody selling lingerie in a secluded backstreet. Nothing weird.

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Aeroflotgirl · 26/07/2014 17:29

Errrrrr god where was that!

FabULouse · 26/07/2014 17:29

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LostLamb · 26/07/2014 17:30

'vegetarian looking man' what does that even mean?

TiggyD · 26/07/2014 17:42

It was in Winchester.

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RedToothBrush · 26/07/2014 17:52

I want pictures of 'vegetarian looking men' just so I know one when I see one.

I'd also like to see someone doing a 'wholemeal pastry quiche' look. Is it like Blue Steel?

(I'd love to see the reaction to this thread if the person holding the sign was being judged by their looks and was female btw).

Jollyphonics · 26/07/2014 17:56

Actually I think it may be marketing genius. If you had a sexy buxom blonde babe, it would make women feel inadequate in comparison, and reluctant to go to the shop as they'd feel like they'd be laughed at if they weren't equally sexy and beautiful. If they had a drop-dead gorgeous young stud, ordinary women might feel intimidated, as if the young buck would be sniggering at them, wondering why someone so frumpy would buy pretty underwear. Having a normal looking person would enable normal looking people (the vast majority of us) to venture in without feeling uncomfortable.

itsmeitscathy · 26/07/2014 17:58

I must dash to Winchester to see what a vegetarian looking man looks like... Fascinating

Thisvehicleisreversing · 26/07/2014 17:59

I agree with Jollyphonics
It would pique my interest more than seeing a hot, young male/female holding the sign.

NoArmaniNoPunani · 26/07/2014 17:59

I'm loving your description Tiggy. I was hoping this was going to be Brighton. We have an abundance of middle aged, beardy vegetarian types, male and female.

JustDontWantToSay · 26/07/2014 18:03

Winchester, ha! I know the shop Wink
I was going to guess Chichester.

But YABU - I love beardy vegetarians with a career in holding signs up in the street. Especially if they're short, slightly overweight and have an unwashed look about them. Did you get a number Tiggy?? Smile

SpottyTeacakes · 26/07/2014 18:04

I was in Winchester this morning. I can't say I saw him

beccajoh · 26/07/2014 18:06

But lots of people are wholemeal vegetarian quiche in Winchester. They've probably got their marketing just about right I reckon.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 26/07/2014 18:22

I can't help feeling if you're selling sexy undies down an alleyway and advertising it with a person holding a sign, you may have more problems than the appearance of said person ...!

TakeMeUpTheNorthMountain · 26/07/2014 18:36

This is what I got when I Googled vegetarian looking man Grin

To think if you're selling sexy lingerie...
RedToothBrush · 26/07/2014 18:37

I would NOT buy underwear from him!

JohnFarleysRuskin · 26/07/2014 18:39

Nor a meat-eating looking man.

pinkyredrose · 26/07/2014 18:39

LRD that's what I thought too!

LRDtheFeministDragon · 26/07/2014 18:50

Grin I feel it may be what several of us thought!

TiggyD · 26/07/2014 19:24

You must all know what vegetarian looking men look like! You know, men who like like they could whittle their own chess set and know their way around an accordion. They wear a lot of mustard and brown clothes and copper bangles.

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RedToothBrush · 26/07/2014 19:47

Actually I don't know what a 'vegetarian looking man' looks like. I find it a rather horrible stereotype tbh.

I used to get friends thinking I was vegetarian all the time because 'I looked like one'.

Frankly it made me want to punch their lights out, as when I challenged them it was because I was small, pale and thin, and that was about the extent of their reasoning.

What baffled me, was they weren't strangers and knew me fairly well, but still always made the assumption. Even when I professed my love for bacon butties and burgers.

PhaedraIsMyName · 26/07/2014 20:02

I have been, and am currently veering back to being, a vegetarian and I know what you mean.

PhaedraIsMyName · 26/07/2014 20:08

They wear a lot of mustard and brown clothes and copper bangles

In the interests of going against stereotypes you'll find a lot of people in mustard and brown on Scottish grouse moors on the 12th of August. 2 of them will be people I know who wear copper bracelets. They are not vegetarians.

PhaedraIsMyName · 26/07/2014 20:14

There used to be adverts for Scotch beef featuring a meat eating man.

scotch beef ad:

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