To find it ironic

[WatchingSeaMonkeys]

that my cat owning neighbour was complaining about the fact that somebody else's cat had crapped in his back garden!!

I actually did a little dance of joy !

Hahahaha did the irony completely pass him by then?

Why didn't you speak up, even if it was an overheard conversation

Hahaha I would have loved that. Bloody hate cats.

Did you manage to be sympathetic?

brilliant (though I do love cats)

Wouldn't speak up - I'd have resented sharing my joy!

How did he know that it wasn't from his own cat?

Can't all cat owners identify their own cats' shit?

I DNA test each shit I find so I can clear up our cats toilet mess.

I know that all MN Cat Owners know exactly where their cats shit, but I don't think my neighbour is on here....

He'll go ape when he discovers the "cat shit mountain" that is his front flower bed then - when they were out last week I shifted every bit of cat poo I could find in our flowerbeds into theirs - & I have seen their cat laying eggs in our front beds so have no guilt at all....

Might have to try & film him when I see him toddling out with his secateurs...

Laying eggs, what kinds of cat do you have round your way??