Anyone know/been stung by a Bev?

[sharonthewaspandthewineywall]

Bev is the worst to make an enemy of in my opinion. Bev is all smiles and nice as pie to your face, talking to you in that singy songy 'oh aren't you lovely' type voice whilst insincerely patting your arm and at the first opportunity will grass you up to your boss/best friend/partner. Then when called upon does the miss piggy 'who me???' and acts the victim to all who will listen. This one is worse than a Wendy as she will turn on the waterworks to make you look evil ð??¿ð??¿ð??¿

Have you been drinking?

Sadly not

Nope, but fuck her! Hope you're ok.

Oh hell, I know a Bev

I know the type of person you mean, are you having trouble with her at work?

Actually sounds like a bev I know.... Kim is this you posting??

Oh, should I admit to having a couple of small bevvies?

Would it reduce or enhance my credibility in the eyes of MN?

In that case . . . . . Yes I do know a Bev. She is a total loony. I make sure I am extra specially nice to her because if that crazy cow takes issue with you, you're bloody for it!
Sure there are some lovely Bevs though!

It's Sharon Berry.

Agent! You minx! Two bevs in one go, naughty.

The Bev I know is lovely. The Rita however is your Bev!

Hahaha Berry, I didn't link bevvy (a very small alcoholic drink) to bev in the OP

If I hadn't had a bevvy I'd have noticed.

Tbh wendys and bevs might be bad but there is nowt so bad as a Clare or Catherine

Never been stung by a bev, Lucy however gets me everytime!

I am staging a one-woman campaign to get all these Bevs and Wendys and Sharons turned into Bobs and Freds and Kevins. Can we stop ascribing negative human behaviours to purely female names. I don't know a Bev and I don't know a Wendy.

I do, however, know some stunning, amazing, fabulous women working hard, making other people's lives better, saving lives and generally making the world a shiny place. Their names are; Molly; Kath; Mary; one with a very recognizable name who is a MNer so I won't (you know who you are); Jenny; Tracy and whatever AF's real name is. Can we use those?

Sorry for going on OP, is this woman like it with everyone? How long have you worked there?

I know a beverage, she's switched once now I keep her at a distance and tell her nothing

I also know a bev, aswell as a beverage -sodding predictive text--

I need

MrsTP is that a sneaky bevvy?

Bev Callard has a bone to pick with you OP.

You are LOVELY Haunted, just LOVELY.

Is this the Beverly that sang that "Promise Me" song that went on for 3 years?

If so, YANBU.

Why are we calling them 'Bev' and 'Wendy'? Why can't we just call a cunt a cunt?