To think the world is divided into two sorts of people...

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...those who name and/or 'decorate' their car, and normal people?

And what about the people who have no car? Or are they included in the "normal" category?!

I bought a second hand car that came with a name, which group do I belong to? It had good mileage don't give a dam about the name.

There is a sub category of people who give their car eyelashes.

I have a campervan. It's practically law that campervans have names. Where does that leave me??

I love those car eyelashes and secretly want them

and those whose cars are "powered by fairy dust" apparently!

I have no car and don't drive, but can still see where I'd fit into this if I did. Use your imagination. If you're the type of person who names household appliances like me then you'll likely name your car too...

My car is just a car, it has no emotional attachment to me at all. My daughter however has named her car Josie and talks about it like it's a real person. Very odd

Wrong. There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.

I would like a "powered by an exothermic reaction" sticker for a car.

Oh tilly I was just coming on to post that.

I love that joke.

My car is named Percy and is written above the wheel arch, a re spray would be more expensive than the car.

I finf those fake eyelashes very distracting as I'm driving.

Good Lord, does that make me a stereotypical 1950s man?!

I have an undecorated car and it has no name. I'd call a cat Tiddles though if I had one. Which category would I be in? Please?

I don't decorate my cars at all, but I do name them. Usually something linked to their registration. But I don't refer to them by their name to other people.

(I only use their name when I'm encouraging them to overtake up a big hill or praising them when they've swerved safely to avoid another car or similar )

Do you think the people with the "powered by fairy dust" stickers buy bacon labelled "donated by happy pigs still running around in the sunshine"?

Hang on, I bet there's an actual marketing idea in that!

My car is called Fantastic Mr Fox and he is decorated elaborately with mud and rust.

What's your point?

If you have no car, you can still be someone who would decorate a car if they had one.

I name my car, but am horrified at people who decorate them. Which category am I in?

Tilly
I also just came on here to write that but you beat me to it!

No no no there are 3 kinds of people in the world, those that can count, and those that can't.

Binary high-101.

Well I am not normal so there!!!

My car is decorated with a garland and moon eyes accessories
My car is called HUMF
I LURVE my car
[pokes tongue out but only in fun!!]
Don't do eye lashes thoug cos mine is a boy! lol....

Bernard and I would beg to differ

Tilly I love "binary high-101". Am so going to use that to one of the data support people at work.

It's a big lump of metal! It hasn't got a personality.