I have a lot of time for cyclists, I just wish it was mutual.
If I see or hear a cyclist when I'm walking the dog in the woods or on the moors I grab him and pull him to the side. But it would really be nice if they gave a little warning rather than bombing round the corner doing fuck-knows-what-speed and then getting pissed at me because I'm daring to exist on the narrow footpath in the woods with a massive drop on one side and I wasn't fast enough to throw myself off the edge and out of their way. 
Similarly, when you decide a day trip is in order with your mountain bikes, and you're up on the moors on a byway big enough for two 4x4's to pass side by side, you don't have to cycle with your front tire wedged up my horses arse. And when I point out to you how dangerous 'tailgating' a horse could be for you, were the horse to spook (because of you), the appropriate response is not 'well you shouldn't fucking be up here if it kicks*'. The correct response is 'sorry, I didn't realise, I'll back off a bit and stop trying to injure us both and then we would all smile and be all 'oh it's fine, it's OK' etc., etc., rather than me wanting to stab you in your ignorant fucking face with my favourite mucking out fork.
*It doesn't, in general, but if it does you'll get the worst of it, and being a flight animal your tire up the arse might just set it off. As for 'I shouldn't be here'... Fuck the fuck off to fuck, I fucking live here, you fucking horrid, arrogant, day-tripping cunt. Go choke on a bycicle tire. Cunt.
Takes very deep breaths
I don't dislike cyclists though, I know what it's like to be a vulnerable road user and have a lot of time for them.