To think that just under half a molar is perfectly adequate and I don't need to go to the dentist?

[HoneyDragon]

There is no way a tiger could eat a Labrador, it would keep coughing the entire, confused dog back up amongst the resultant hair ball the big moulty fur ridden bastards would create.

Moulting is actually a defence against tiger attacks. Fact.

Sigh

And there was me thinking for once one of my threads hadn't taken a surreal turn.

I have only myself to blame.

more!

At least the tiger wasn't rimming the Labrador!

Oh FFS

"shirt list" - is that the people who are making you feel shirty, Honey

She is only doing it for shirts and giggles!

Bloody well done, lovely; I am inordinately pround of you.

DD1 is forcing me to watch MiC. There is some greatly haired freak called TOFF ffs, and they are all monumental cunts.

Well done Honey!

I understand why you were so scared - so happy for you that you've found a dentist you can start to trust and are thinking of going regularly for check up. It feels great to get it sorted, doesn't it.

My new dentist is a woman too, maybe they are just better at it .

they may have thought you were 25, but many many years ago after an emergency visit to a dentist while I was on holiday, and I was crying my eyes out through the whole thing, they gave me one of the kiddies' 'I've been a good girl' stickers on the way out! I'm not sure if they were trying to cheer me up or take the piss.

Hang on

I didn't get a sticker

Whaaaat?? No sticker? you should go back and demand your "I was a bwave widdle pwincess" sticker tomorrow.

There is this one.

Well done, you.

!

I got a sticker when Piggy bit the tip of my finger off when I was feeding him his squid.

I also became a minor sensation in A&E that night, having been packed off there by my horrified, yet fascinated, GP