to think that Postman Pat should be sacked?

[Objection]

The idiot.
Everyday he makes some ridiculous mistake and then abuses his relationships with the townspeople to fix his error - and then gets loads of praise.
Yes, well done, Pat. You f*cked up and get congratulated when you manage to fluke a fix.

How did this man ever get promoted? He almost always loses or destroys the post!

Don't even get me started on the ginger asbo kid, the illegitimate child of Fireman Sam!

The insurance premiums in Pontypandy must be through the roof. I wonder if that's why only about three families live there

Marry Bungle? MARRY BUNGLE?!
Oh Good God that is just too much for a Monday morning.
It's just..so...wrong.

Haha you are not unreasonable!

I'm bloody glad he's not my postman!!

I wonder how one small village can

A) have so much post

B) need a post van, motorbike and helicopter to deliver the post in such a small area!

Jess is ace though

The 'special delivery service' song is truly awful

'Hello there, special delivery service, pat speaking' everytime he answers the phone annoys me, it's a mobile, it will have caller display....... And the person who called you did so because they wanted to speak to you!! like the old people who answer the phone with their phone number.. That you have just dialed..

He gives me the rage, and my dp has now banned him from our house (he said my anger over a fictional postman put him off his breakfast )

Curious George gives me the rage too.
Control. Your. Monkey.
(Solid advice for life in general too)

He's quite good compared to the posties we have round here. I kid you not. Does he still only have three fingers.