AIBU to ask what is a typical biscuit?

[Meloria]

If a Jammie Dodger isn't a typical biscuit then what is?!

or this one

Physically I am perfectly able to have biscuits but for some inexplicable reason I don't. Just like Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Anniston, I've chosen not to waste my beautiful genes on a humble biscuit.

Squashed fly biscuits are Garibaldis.

I'm rather partial to a fig roll. Or, when I can get them, Botham's of Whitby Shah ginger biscuits.

Fideliney -very funny

I think it is the sort of biscuit that a modern day Galileo would not mistake for a flower.

Cakes on the other hand...I have lots of those. nom nom nom nom nom

I make a mean shortbread finger

Digestive, rich tea, gingernut.

If you can't tell a jammy dodger from a flower, you clearly have bigger problems then the contents of Cameron Diaz's uterus.

My choice would be a Jaffa cake.

You may be beautiful but are you rich?

dark chocolate digestive, and it has to be McVitie's.

Not all that keen on 'real' Jammie Dodgers, prefer the fake ones you get in family selections. Real ones are too shortbready.

the sort of biscuit that a modern day Galileo would not mistake for a flower.

If you can't tell a jammy dodger from a flower, you clearly have bigger problems then the contents of Cameron Diaz's uterus.

My next cross-stitch fridge magnet projects

Rich Tea
Custard Cream
Bourbon Cream
Malted Milk

I'm stinking rich. I'm richer than the Queen. I'm even richer than Elizabeth I.

I'm now daydreaming about bouquets of Jammy dodgers in vases around my house.

But are you following the teachings of Galileo when deciding on whether to have children?

I'm daydreaming of noblice

I've heard noblice were very popular in Tudor times.

But Elizabeth I didn't even marry!

Are you a cobwebby spinster? That would explain your inability to eat biscuits I think.

I actually find jammy dodgers a bit dry. .. chocolate hobnobs are the best but I'd agree digestive was the "typical" biscuit

Shortbread fingers, coconut rings, Nice biscuits :)

You've found me out! I'm a ginger Miss Havisham, stalking the biscuit aisle in a huge Tudor-style ruff.

Choco Leibniz!

I've heard noblice were very popular in Tudor times.

Squashed fly biscuits are fruit shortcake not garibaldis surely?

You've found me out! I'm a ginger Miss Havisham, stalking the biscuit aisle in a huge Tudor-style ruff.

But beautiful. I see