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To not be sure what farmers wear?

70 replies

Minicooper · 13/06/2014 17:31

Dd1 is in Year 1 and next week they have to go in dressed as a farmer.... To me, that would be old clothes and wellies. Except that its hot and jeans, wellies and a jumper don't seem appropriate! Any ideas?!

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MehsMum · 13/06/2014 21:52

TheScottishPlay: glad to have made your evening.

Westmoreland: I have noticed that there is a lot less baler lying about in gateways etc now that bales have largely gone the way of the dodo and hay and straw are swirled into those great big rolls. I know they still use baler, twine but it obviously doesn't fall off the way it once did. Used to be great for emergency dog leads.

OP: Never had to kit a kid out as a farmer, but had plenty of practice at conjuring Gretel, Boudicca, Roman, Greek, Viking etc out of the dressing-up box and the drawers at a few days' notice.

Eve · 13/06/2014 21:57

She needs a farmer tan, nut brown face and midway up arms, pale white everywhere else.

Eve · 13/06/2014 21:58

Ref baler twine, my DS has some in his school blazer pocket, as you never know when he might need it!

Young farmers have a lot to answer for!

wigglybeezer · 13/06/2014 22:00

Freudian slip there Softly!

ThursdayLast · 13/06/2014 22:03

*"Put that Baler Twine back in your Pocket son, this Gate is beyond fixing".

.... Said no Farmer. Ever.*

Love this. So incredibly true.

WestmorlandSausage · 13/06/2014 22:03

yeah.... why are they making them dress as farmers?

ThursdayLast · 13/06/2014 22:05

softly GrinGrinGrin

I always click on any thread that says farming in the title.
Usually they make me mad, but this one is fabbo!

Iseecows · 13/06/2014 22:08

Overalls and wellies, that's what I wear everyday. If it's hot (like today) I wear a vest top underneath and tie my sleeves around my waist.

thenightsky · 13/06/2014 22:11

If you are in Yorkshire then all belts (coats and trousers) must be bailing band string.

EBearhug · 13/06/2014 22:12

My father wore cord trousers, shirt and jumper with an old coat over the top in winter - with a hat. Always wellies.

In summer it was often just denim shorts and sandals or wellies. I think he did have some short-sleeved shirts as well, but on a day like today, it would have just been shorts and sandals or wellies.

And a dust mask if he was doing something in the depths of the grain dryer.

WestmorlandSausage · 13/06/2014 22:14

ThursdayLast yes we do seem to keep meeting on these farming threads Grin

Thursday and Westmorland educating the non farming public one mumsnet post at a time

EBearhug · 13/06/2014 22:15

all belts (coats and trousers) must be bailing band string.

On my father's coffin, we put a sheaf (he died right at the start of harvest) and tied it with baler twine.

WitchWay · 13/06/2014 22:20

I can't believe no-one has said they wear a smock with a straw hat - surely all farmers wear those?

Allthequeenshorses · 13/06/2014 22:22

My dh is a farmer, i work elsewhere but also farmers wife. He wears shorts and singlet or cut off sleeve t shirt, every single day of the year. Only other attire being a kilt. He wears john deere dungarees over shorts if it's a winters day and very very occasionally a red checked jacket. If the jacket comes out we are talking ten foot of snow or torrential rain. I frequently complain about his bizarre body temperature and it is now fondly known valley wide that he has a "dicky thermo". He to wears crocs but generally rocks rugby socks and work boots. Height of fashion, my dsil has no choice but to allow dn to dress identically. Hero worship.

Oh dear.

Allthequeenshorses · 13/06/2014 22:22

Oh yes, with a cowboy hat at all times.

ThursdayLast · 13/06/2014 22:26

Trying, always trying Westmorland!

stealthsquiggle · 13/06/2014 22:33

T shirts (or rugby shirts), shorts and crocs also standard wear amongst farmers doing school runs round here.

Other than that jeans and boots and t shirt. But either way you need to roll her in mud until it is really deeply ingrained in all clothing - none of your superficial splashes of mud.

Why exactly are they dressing as farmers, or did I miss that?

softlysoftly · 13/06/2014 22:33

Argh wellies WELLIES!

UniS · 13/06/2014 22:36

Saw a few farmers dropping their kids off at school today. A variety of looks you could go for.
a- wellies, jeans, rugby shirt.
b- sandals shorts vest top ( I think she may wear a boiler suit at work, or maybe was going to be tractor driving all day.)
c- walking boots, leggings and a t-shirt ( another female farmer).
d work boots, jeans, holey t-shirt. This one has a special wool lambing smock that he wears only in lambing season when hes been up all night.... He also owns a john deere bolier suit to go with his JD tractor.

QuietTiger · 13/06/2014 22:40

My DH wears polo shirts, jeans and either a sweater or a fleece, as well as wellies or walking boots, depending on whether he is on the tractor or not. He's also welded to his baseball cap. Like others, he also likes crocs, but not in the yards. You won't go far wrong with a polo shirt, jeans and boots.

ReggieJones · 13/06/2014 22:55

I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key

CoolCat2014 · 13/06/2014 23:00

Knowing a lot of farmers, they mostly wear jeans, wellies, and a shirt, and green overalls for when they are actually farming.

www.xxl-sale.co.uk/search/?q=John%20Deere%20Overalls&campid=5337249842

liquidstatehasrisenagain · 14/06/2014 02:18

Tatty combats or tatty shorts and tatty t shirt with steel toe cap boots. In winter a tatty fleece. On top of this a John Deere overall. It HAS to be john deere... plus ripped waterproof coat if cold and wet.

BasketzatDawn · 14/06/2014 02:25

The willies have to be green. Grin

BasketzatDawn · 14/06/2014 02:28

Oh no. I know nothing about the willies. Maybe they are green too. The wellies. .