upset at dh comment about my vajayjay

[mrsdicko90]

I shaved my vajayjay earlier. Me and dh was just messing around on the bed and I asked "how does it look?"

He said jokingly "looks like Michael Myers has hacked at it"

Bit of back ground, I had an episotomoy with Dd. Stitches came undone and I never healed. With ds I had a third degree rip. Never healed again. Ended up having correction surgery few years ago to cut away scar tissue, ended up with a few stitches coming undone.

I am so paranoid about how it looks down there. Aibu to be hurt about his jokey comment?

I don't know who Michael Myers is.

Chaoos Michael myers is the murdering dude from the Halloween films.

Not to be confused with Mike Myers who is famous for Wayne's World and Austin Powers...

I didn't know Michael Myers either.

His comment was stupid. I don't think it was intended to be nasty (obviously I don't know him!)

It wasn't funny and I imagine he realises that now. I would have been hurt too.

Any fool would know that in that situation the OP was asking to solicit compliments and not comedy.

I think he was talking about the shave job.

Michael Myers is the villain from the Halloween films. There have been 10 movies that were released between 1978 and 2009.

Is he aware of how strongly you feel about things down there? Because he might not know unless you've discussed it at length...

Seriously, early commenters? We 'fanjo' all over the place on this forum, I don't think that as a collective we have any right raising our eyebrows at someone else's made-up vagina name...

I genuinely thought he was referring to your shaving skills op rather than anything else?

Pissed myself at 'tell him his genitals look like KFC'

Sooooo, bit of a hijack here, but how oh how do you shave your 'vajayjay' anyway?! Surely you can't shave the business end without slicing yourself to shreds? And is the regrowth not itchy hell on earth? Just don't get it!

Have you actually communicated how worried you are about "appearance" post episiotomy? Because most vajayjai whatever's look like chopped liver.

He's probably reverting to banter rather than any honest opinion. I expect he loves it to death regardless of appearance as well!

What positive thing can someone say about a vagina/vulva/whatever it's called?

Granted it's not quite as ugly as The Penis, but it's not exactly a thing of beauty, is it??

Thanks, Viking, not really my genre.

Seriously, early commenters? We 'fanjo' all over the place on this forum, I don't think that as a collective we have any right raising our eyebrows at someone else's made-up vagina name...

Vajayjay is what Oprah calls it, and she got it from an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

Fanjo, Minnie, Fairy, Front Bottom, Gina, Vulva, Fanny and now Vajayjay I like them all better than the c word. I am , however, teaching dgds that fanjo is the way to go.
Op your dh is an insensitive idiot and needs a few choice comparisons of his bits and bobs to various vegetables or other items.

NooNoo and Ninny seems to be the word of choice with DS little girly friends. Add them to your list

How about Ina. Pronounced Iynah.

It's like a baby names thread :o

OP, it's either your VAGINA you've shaved, or you've got a verruca maybe. Now practise after me - both these words are much easier to say and spell than vayvayjwhatever. VAGINA. VAGINA. (and to be really picky, it was probably your perineum .....)

And I'm sorry your DH was a bit rude about your handy work. Who is Michael Myers anyway?

Your vagina doesn't have any hair. If you shaved it, you would look most emphatically like a scene from a teenage horror movie.

What positive thing can someone say about a vagina/vulva/whatever

Good question, Pumpkin! "Oooh, it looks lovely and ... stubbly? Bare? Chilly? Bald? Is that a buzz cut? Crikey, what a lot of folds. I never realised!"

Puzzling, isn't it

It's not the vagina, it's the vulva'

PMSL at "it's like a baby names thread."

OP, I'm sure he wasn't referring to the scarring, but more that you'd 'hacked away' the hair. Obviously not a sensitive joke, but unless he is generally horrible to you, I'm sure he didn't mean to upset you, probably just not thinking. It's a bit difficult to comment on someone else's bits on the spot, he went for humor, he fucked it up.

Please talk to him about your feelings and why the joke upset you.

Crikey, what a lot of folds.

Lol. Oh you seductive devil.

Keep your hair on I say .
Surely the business end for oral sex is at the top of the vulva round the Clitoris and not the Vagina/birth canal lower end?