Fucking sodding fucking GU10 halogen bulbs. What fucking maniac designed them?
I've spent 35 minutes changing 2 of them. The third is still waiting but I had to take a break. I am swearing copiously. I am feeling psychopathic with a deep, venomous bitterness towards whoever designed this thing. First time I've ever changed the light bulb and I'm going to have to get rid of the light fitting and buy a new one, unless someone can tell me if there's a secret method of which I know nothing.
Right, back up the ladder now.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!