To think I have super magical powers that others don't

[Shewhowines]

I seem to be able to magically make toothpaste appear out of a tube that everybody else says is empty. I can do this for a couple of weeks at least.

I can also make things appear again when they have "disappeared". Nobody else in my family seem to have this special power.

Aibu to think I am unique?

i know the exact O/S reference point of where things are without even getting the map out. i stay firmly on the couch and navigate them to the correct point.

I used to have the power to know what films ex DH had seen, or not. And whether he would like the ones he hadn't seen. He had no clue. Wonder whether his mistress has this power?

According to my Ds it is called 'Mummy Magic'

I have supreme control over toilet rolls & boxes of tissue.

I can remember who had what last time we ate in any particular restaurant whether they liked it & ought to order it again, rather than hating it & trying to swap with me (DH - I mean you)

I am the only person in the house with the superhuman strength required to pick the old toilet roll tube off the floor and put it in the bin.

I can READ (words, numbers and maps) and also GOOGLE.

I also possess the secret and sacred knowledge that if you need to be SOMEWHERE ELSE at a certain time you need to leave BEFORE that time, in varying degrees dependant on distance and transport.

I can READ (words, numbers and maps) and also GOOGLE.

I also possess the secret and sacred knowledge that if you need to be SOMEWHERE ELSE at a certain time you need to leave BEFORE that time, in varying degrees dependant on distance and transport.

Oh no! I'm obviously letting womankind down Instead I have the power of losing keys I've had in my hand seconds before. Must hide this thread and eat chocolate.

My super power name should be "practicality" doer of stuff, in charge of bedding and changer of lightbulbs. Goddess of DIY,

Lol at fallopian tubes as divining rods!

My super power name should be "practicality" doer of stuff, in charge of bedding and changer of lightbulbs. Goddess of DIY,

Lol at fallopian tubes as divining rods!

I'm afraid I outrank you all with my truly super ability to use the toilet but not get any of my wee on the floor.