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Premier economy mix up...

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JulieHaydon · 03/06/2014 13:01

My partner and I work very hard and we decided to treat ourselves to a holiday with seats in premier economy as we were flying long distance and my partner is tall.

Fine going out and we had a wonderful holiday.

Then coming back we were all sat down on the plane waiting to take off when parents got on with their young child. Again fine, if they've got the money to do that then good luck to them. A flight is public transport after all.

The problem was they boarded late and there was only two seats left. What the mix up was I don't know but as the child was four the flight crew would not allow him to be on one of his parents laps.

So they had the awful task of trying to get one or two people to swop down into economy to let them travel together in Premier - and no one would. We refused outright as did the other passengers. If it had been up to first class we and others would have gone like a shot but this was never on offer. Perhaps it was full.

It was the parents' attitude that amazed us. You'd think with a child they would have booked in early but they didn't they came late, and expected others to move to accommodate them. The woman was very large and said she needed a wide seat which was obviously true.

But as another passenger said "Why can't two people from economy be upgraded so that they can all sit together in cattle class? They were late after all so why should someone move when we've all paid so much more?" However they went on to refer to the mother as a "Fat lump with no manners, if you need a wide seat with your family then be on time boarding" which I don't respect - there's no need to be rude.

We were delayed for an hour because of them. I think they had to go down to economy to sit together as they wanted because two new people suddenly appeared and took their seats.

And I don't think this was unreasonable do you?

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weneedtotalkaboutshriver · 04/06/2014 14:09

DH and I once flew to Boston with BA on Christmas day and (horror of horrors) my at seat in flight entertainment contraption wasn't working. Tbh I didn't much care, but I thought I'd better mention it to the cabin crew (lest they thought I had vandalised it, whittering chav that I be!)

However seeing we were in chav class she assumed it was more important to me than it was and so we were bumped to PE, and get this, WE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE IN IT. Obviously all the other chittering wavs were taking Christmas day off!

Has to be said, twas blissful, a whole coach to ourselves.

Whitter whitter whitter....

JulieHaydon · 04/06/2014 14:10

Wittering chavs are thickies who don't read threads properly. I originally said we work hard and treated ourselves to seats with plenty of legroom because my partner is tall and needs the legroom.

I also said that if you want to ensure you get the seats you want on a plane, you get to the airport early and check in early. If you are late then you take what seats are left and suck it up or get off.

Not use the fact you have a bratty child to try and get people to shift round to suit you - the act of a pure chav.

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weneedtotalkaboutshriver · 04/06/2014 14:15

Julie I absolutely luff you. It's you and people like you who are the reason that I will NEVER break my ridiculous AIBU addiction.

If you are for real you are truly priceless and if you are making it all up, ditto!

windchime · 04/06/2014 14:22

Julie, I think you should work harder and go business class next time.

vindscreenviper · 04/06/2014 14:33

Ah Julie you peaked too soon, there was scope for at least 3 more pages of people not RTFT and posting near-identical theories of how this could actually have happened.

B+ Grin

forago · 04/06/2014 14:45

and yet I do fuck all all day, pissing about on MN when I should be working, and still I travel business class. Even though I'm a chav. And I leave it until the last minute to board a plane because:

a) I have a confirmed seat and have checking in online
b) Like most other business travelers I like to squeeze in a bit of internet surfing before I leave the office for my afternoon flight
c) I prefer to spend my free time browsing in duty free, on company time, rather than wasting half an hour sat on a plane in front of people like Julie Haydon

Fannydabbydozey · 04/06/2014 14:47

Aren't you only late for a plane if it actually leaves and you are not on it?

How can you be late if you have allocated seats and are simply the last ones on the flight? Last, not late, surely.

What do I know? Never been on entitled economy... First and business though. And with kids (only business, mind) Must be extra chavvy.

I was once last on a plane. And I was super early originally! they had initially put the wrong gate up on the board. They changed it, but that was after I'd smugly trotted off to the wrong gate - one of those in a different terminal a small train ride away - and sat thinking I was oh so clever for being such an early bird. I found out when they called the flight and I realised the gate I was sat next to was going to Germany instead of France. after running about like a headless chicken because my actual flight was in another terminal, someone sorted it and I was dispatched on one of those tiny cars across to where the correct plane was waiting. My seat was still there, despite my last-ness. Empty. Perhaps just before I arrived there was a sign saying "don't sit here, twittering chavs only"

weneedtotalkaboutshriver · 04/06/2014 14:55

I also said that if you want to ensure you get the seats you want on a plane, you get to the airport early and check in early

Erm getting to the airport early won't help much as most people check in online nowadays.

slithytove · 04/06/2014 15:02

I guess that makes you a wittering chav then julie, because you were certainly too thick to read my post properly. And your reply and subsequent ignorance is pretty thick too.

ExitPursuedByABear · 04/06/2014 15:04

Oooh Fanny - I used to live in Heston and then Brentford. You just new when it was concorde flying over without having to look, but of course I looked cos it really was a thing of beauty. I cried as well when they took them out of service. Blush

Kewcumber · 04/06/2014 15:08

Ooh we're local.

You can guess where I live.

I watched the last Concorde fly over my garden.

BeCool · 04/06/2014 15:10

I watched the last Concorde fly over my garden.
I watched it from my desk. Grin

PerditaMcLeod · 04/06/2014 16:14

Wittering chavs??? FFS, you have had a number of people trying to explain the likelihood/reason for this scenario you describe (including people who actually work for an airline- like me).

Your rudeness was uncalled for.

topsmart · 04/06/2014 16:15

I'm sad as I never got to fly in it Hmm
I gather there's one in the Manchester airport museum but that's not quite the same thing now, is it.
Kewcumber, not sure how glam grandpa's job was but I know he didn't like concorde's nose and tried to get it changed! Ha

BecauseIsaidS0 · 04/06/2014 16:27

Eh, seats are allocated so it matters bugger all when you board unless the gate has closed Grin. Only low cost carriers used to do the mad run to the aircraft to get a good seat, and even easyJet, Ryanair etc. have changed their model to allow seat allocation.

Kewcumber · 04/06/2014 17:50

seats aren't allocated to thicko chav's. You have to just get onboard and fist fight for them. Or bitch slap if you're a laydee.

Fannydabbydozey · 04/06/2014 17:56

I did indeed live in Kew. But that was after Concorde. It was when I lived near elephant and castle. I watched the last flight, the flight down the Thames and then when I was catching the train up to mums that last day it flew over us unexpectedly- maybe the one going to Duxford? Is there one there?

Ahh, Concorde's nose. A thing of beauty.

AlpacaPicnic · 04/06/2014 18:50

I miss the Concorde sonic boom, over my house every night at just after nine pm... Signalled that it was time for bed in our house!
On my first ever trip to an airport we were there just in time to see Concorde land... Such a beautiful plane

I wonder if they will ever reinstate her?

OwlCapone · 04/06/2014 18:51

Lol - I remember the 9pm Concorde :)

jellymcsmelly · 04/06/2014 18:54

Concorde could still be heard really loudly / seen when it flew over Greenwich too! Always gave you such a fright!! (and if you were on the phone, it was hilarious, the people on the other end would think something disastrous had happened).

Kewcumber · 04/06/2014 19:23

wasn't it 4 and 9pm or 3pm and 9 pm?

Chewbecca · 04/06/2014 19:26

There is a Concorde at Duxford, yes, you can walk through it. Very dated and likes others said, surprisingly small but still I would've loved to have flown on it.

Wittering Chavs Want Concorde!

vindscreenviper · 04/06/2014 20:16

I've been on Concorde too

(the one at the Fleet Air Arm Museum)

EeeeeeekAMouse · 04/06/2014 20:43

I've seen Concorde and cried about it. Can I join the club? DH and I seriously considered using all our savings to fly on the last scheduled flights. I was at home with two children. That's how much I wanted to fly on Concorde. Sadly we saw sense, sob.

I've had to change flights with children due to circumstances beyond my control. One time the airline reallocated my 7 year old to about five rows away alone. They knew it was their problem and they sorted it out. But it isn't always the traveller's fault that the family isn't sitting together. I'm happy enough with one child one parent tbh. Although the thought of sitting with my DH and the children sitting separately elsewhere on a plane is somewhat tempting.

PatriciaHolm · 04/06/2014 21:17

We watched the last Concorde flyover from the top of the London Eye - DH managed to time it impeccably! He had flown on it, but I hadn't.

We used to live in Fulham and wave to it every time it went over!