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Not To Want Twunts For Neighbours ��

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MinnyMouse · 30/05/2014 23:33

We have just realised we are living amongst heathens ??. Big fat cowardly custard heathens at that.

Back story - next door neighbours let their 2 dog out to roam freely to toilet themselves where ever takes their fancy. Gardens are open plan so we as well as other neighbours in the street are greeted with dog turds when we leave for work in the morning. When I have actually seen said dogs soil on our property I have visited neighbour and politely asked them to collect their dogs deposit. This they do without any verbal response - mute is the word. No apology, no promise it won't happen again - zippo nothing.

Deposits are getting more frequent. So DH looked on line, got advice about the legislation around fowling and dogs not being under control. He printed documents off and went round to neighbours armed with the facts.

I supported DH about going round but said taking paperwork would not go down well and I did not want to start WW 3.

The female of the house would not speak to DH who called her partner who then proceeded to be very verbally aggressive and was threatening . The door was slammed in DH face. He then placed paperwork on their car for them to find in the morning.

When we went to bed we looked out of the window to check everything was calm on the western front to see next door but one neighbour tip a tin of turds on our neighbours car.

He was 'piggy backing' my DH earlier action and if DH had not seen him in the act our neighbour would have assumed it was my hubby who had dumped the dog turd along with the paperwork on his car.

DH then diplomatically went round to see the turd dumper and repeated what he'd seen. Apologies ensued and he pledged to go and clear it up.

Nonetheless we are both left with a bad feeling as we have always thought we have had in the main good neighbours on our street but we now know they are cowardly Twunts :(

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sugar21 · 31/05/2014 00:17

AH Twunts Have you been reading Hospital Babylon.
I would have dumped said turds through their letterbox. When I was married to Satan himself, we had a woman next door who had 2 German Shepherds who used to bark at ungodly hours and she would let them have a dump on her patio and then pick up the turds with kitchen roll and flush down the loo. On more than one occasion this action caused the sewer to block and overflow onto our front garden. So we had to get dyno poo to come and unblock which cost us a bit. She would not answer her door to receive the bill or do anything to resolve the situation. After the third visit of dyno poo we got the poo man to address the bill to Mrs 2 dogs. No joy on that and we ended up paying.

Satan(EXH) got really mad and tore off at top speed to the environmental health. They sent Mrs Poo a letter about a health hazard with the turds and told her she could get an ASBO for the noise nuisance. We never had any turd trouble after that so that's the route to take.

PrincessBabyCat · 31/05/2014 00:23

I'd be irritated about them "framing" your husband for the poop.

Honestly, it's more immaturity than anything else. I'd let it go, he was just expressing his frustration.

Perhaps he got too enthusiastic with your husband's poo crusade?

MyNewNormal · 31/05/2014 02:30

It's a health hazard. Go direct to environmental health.

MinnyMouse · 31/05/2014 07:39

Thank you for your replies.

I agree it is immature behaviour and it's also an environmental issue as well. I feel utterly disgusted with turd slinging neighbour to be honest. He's an executive type who jets around the world on business but when you take away all his bling, job responsibility and fancy clothes he's an infantile little boy !

Thanks again

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MinnyMouse · 31/05/2014 07:41

Sugar what is Hospital Babylon? I just rolled 2 naughty words together to get Trunt. I do it with other words too lol

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Nanny0gg · 31/05/2014 09:19

Can you contact the local dog warden?

Letting the dogs roam on their own is surely bad enough without the turd situation?
I'm sure they'd come and have a word.

quietbatperson · 31/05/2014 11:35

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MinnyMouse · 01/06/2014 00:10

Thank you Nanny & Bat x

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sugar21 · 01/06/2014 00:13

MinnieMouse Hospital Babylon is a very funny book (google it). That word twunt comes up several times in it. WARNING if you download this book don't show to anyone who is PG is they're nervy. There is a very funny bit in said epistle where an a&e Doctor is outside the hospital having a fag and chatting to a midwife who is also having a puff. The conversation turns to a patient of hers who wanted a peaceful transcendental home birth. To cut a long chapter short. PG woman is laboring in the pool with candles lit and placed all round the lounge. Alas she inadvertently does a poo in the birthing pool and DH gets a fishing net to retrieve it. Ooops he trips over and sends one of the candles flying across the room and it sets fire to the curtains. Transcendental woman screams and screams while he tries to put out the burning drapes, but only succeeds in making things worse. Next door neighbor heard the fuss and gets the blues and twos. Upshot is baby transcendental is born in the back off an ambulance and the house burns down. Sorry but I found this very funny. You must read the book and tell me what you think {grin}

sugar21 · 01/06/2014 00:16

MinnieMouse Hospital Babylon is a very funny book (google it). That word twunt comes up several times in it. WARNING if you download this book don't show to anyone who is PG is they're nervy. There is a very funny bit in said epistle where an a&e Doctor is outside the hospital having a fag and chatting to a midwife who is also having a puff. The conversation turns to a patient of hers who wanted a peaceful transcendental home birth. To cut a long chapter short. PG woman is laboring in the pool with candles lit and placed all round the lounge. Alas she inadvertently does a poo in the birthing pool and DH gets a fishing net to retrieve it. Ooops he trips over and sends one of the candles flying across the room and it sets fire to the curtains. Transcendental woman screams and screams while he tries to put out the burning drapes, but only succeeds in making things worse. Next door neighbor heard the fuss and gets the blues and twos. Upshot is baby transcendental is born in the back off an ambulance and the house burns down. Sorry but I found this very funny. You must read the book and tell me what you think

MinnyMouse · 02/06/2014 20:51

Sounds an hilarious read Sugar - I will have a google x

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