So today I had a hospital appointment - respiratory clinic. I was wearing fairly shabby clothes during the day and by they time the appointment came they were covered in baby food/snot etc. So I had spare smart clothes with me. I often wear smart clothes at hosp - I have (sadly) noticed a difference in how am spoken to and what it is perceived that I understand depending on how I am dressed and present.
I popped on a nice dress - not glam just a nice smart knee length dress. I was running late so changed in the car - loads of cars around but no people. Fine.
Go to clinic. Get spirometery and inflammation of lung tests done. Fine.
Go through to see the Dr and she is concerned about a few things so goes to speak to a consultant then comes back - my normal consultant was away.
She asks me to go on bed so she can examine me - fine.
It is only after she leaves the room again to see if the ecg department were still open that I realise my top is still inside my dress - down the back, like a hump. That was the exact bit she was at listening to my chest at. Fuck knows why she thought I had it down there.
I whipped it out and shoved it in my bag when she went out room and just never mentioned it. I am such an idiot!