Well maybe not theft - if they ever do actually get around to returning the money that is - but taking & holding money under false pretences at the very least. Surely that's just plain wrong? - or at the very least a bloody good way of alienating a potential customer?
Aaargh!
7th May: order PAYG phone on 02 website with click & collect to a local store, money taken from my credit card, order confirmation says phone 'will be available to collect on or after 10 May'
8th May: get an email saying 'Your order is being processed and will be despatched shortly' & 'We'll email or send you an SMS to confirm when your order has been
despatched so that you'll know when to expect your delivery. '
10th May: pop into shop to see if phone is ready to collect, staff check order number, can't find phone & suggest I wait for a text to say phone is ready to collect. Fair enough, I think - I haven't actually had a confirmation text yet.
Couple of days later: still haven't had a confirmation text, so phone 02 (oh yes, btw, the whole 'track your order' thing they refer to on the despatch email doesn't seem to actually exist on their website) and ask when the phone will be despatched...
"Oh, it's out of stock, would you like to wait for it or cancel the order?"
Decide to cancel the order, & ask when the money will be returned to me..
"That'll be 7-10 working days"
at that since they were able to take my money (for the phone they didn't even have in stock to sell
) immediately, but - OK - if that's how long it takes...
Ask if I'll be able to track the refund online - "No, just wait 7-10 days" 
Will I get an email confirming that my order has been cancelled and my money will be refunded?
"No we can't do that"
Not really too confident with that...
17th May: Phone to check the order has been cancelled... well if they aren't going to send me any kind of a confirmation that seems liek a good idea... "Oh yes, cancelled on 14th May, it'll take 7-10 days for a refund, there's no point phoning again before then"
23rd May: No refund has shown up yet - in the meantime I've had my credit card statement which has royally pissed me off since I now have to pay £250 to my credit card company for a phone I haven't received, which 02 apparently never even had in stock, and which they they still haven't got around to refunding me for...
phone 02 again..."your order's definitely been cancelled but it doesn't look as if the refund has been sent" FFS are these people ever going to give me my money back? Is this remotely normal behaviour for a supposedly reputable company?
Anyway the upshot is that a refund 'should' be back with me by 29th May - nice to know they can be definite about that
I asked the question - nicely I promise - (honestly - I feel for the call centre bods, I've done thankless customer service myself) - a few times & I couldn't get her to say anything more definite than 'it should be with you by then'
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Can I get some kind of email confirmation, or anything in writing to say that they are cancelling the order & refunding? No, the system doesn't allow that...
Why does it take 10 working days* to refund someone when it takes them a single day to help themselves to your money for an item they don't even have in stock to sell you ? Some explanation follows, involving the processing of orders and refunds between different departments which tbh I didn't take in fully. Though it does occur to me that they wouldn't have this problem if they didn't actually take your money until they despatch your order which is what almost everyone else does. Or have I just been spoilt by some gentlemanly code of conduct which doesn't apply to mobile phone companies.
*this is a hypothetical '10 working days' at this point, remember, since it doesn't feel at this point as if they're ever going to give my money back or acknowledge other than verbally that they're planning to refund me.
Lesson learned - if you absolutely must buy a phone from 02 (not that I'm ever going to attempt that again) then FGS don't hand them any money unless you can physically see and touch the item they're selling you.
And if you're already a customer then just hope you never a have a problem that needs resolving - unless it's the kind where they fix it by taking money from you - they seem pretty efficient at that side of things.
And just re-read & can't actually believe I spent time typing that out, hope it didn't bore you to tears, it was quite boring making all those phone calls - just hope I can save someone else from making the mistake of trying to give 02 their custom
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Shame really, their PAY & GO GO GO offer for 4G looked quite promising - would've been nice to get a chance to try it out.
But on balance, I suppose best to find out at the outset that PAY & GO GO GO seems to stand for 'You PAY us for a phone that we aren't going to give you and then we GO GO GO away with your money and don't give it back until we feel like it, maybe sometime, maybe never' 


Anyway - I'll let you know if I ever get my money back - & since they can't find a way of sending any kind of confirmation that my order's been cancelled - did I mention that 'Track My Order' seems to be a complete fiction? - then I'll use this thread to keep track of the progress of my as yet hypothetical refund 