groupon offering me deals on vibrators

[Owllady]

:o what's all that about then?
Is it because I have bought an oven clean and an afternoon tea through it and therefore I am in definite need of a dildo to liven my life up a bit?

They always have vibrators on sale

you need to book a dirty weekend away to save them worrying about your Needs

:o

They never offer me deals on vibrators. If the vibrators are as shit as the rose bushes I bought on groupon, they'll turn up dead and be impossible to revive.

They keep offering me tooth whitening, hair removal and fungal nail treatments!!!

I don't think Groupon will ever surpass their infamous 'mouse taxidermy lesson' offer. When I opened the email, I was shocked to see hundreds of people had signed up! Who'd have thought there were so many people keen to stuff a mouse.

Mouse taxidermy :o

??

I had been (very) single for a while and Tesco Clubcard offered me money off Pot Noodle and Kleenex.

so-how many did you buy, op?

I'm just a teensy bit worried about the juxtaposition of 'mouse' 'stuff' and 'vibrator'

Facebook gave me adverts for affordable funeral plans on my birthday.

One of those groupon-esque sites had an offer on vasectomies a while back, not really something I'd think to purchase on there...

I'm surprised groupon are still offering tooth whitening. They got in trouble before for offering illegal whitening performed by beauty therapists

Vasectomies

Today I have been offered horseriding AND an afternoon tea deal. They must think I am frustrated

Owllady, yes I was particularly amused at the limit to 1 per person, multiples can be bought as gifts clause...

Oh dear xD I got very tempted to get the horseriding deal
but when the RRP for a vibrator is £120 and they're offering it for £20, can you refuse?
(i'm too embarrassed to have it delivered)

Do you think it's expected that the groupon ladies turn up at the horse riding with their bullet vibrators though? Whilst discussing how clean their ovens are
But at least all their husbands have had a groupon vasectomy and have illegal white teeth

It's not unlike the Facebook ads. My Facebook account seems to be firmly convinced that I am incontinent and worried about my belly fat. Oh, and desperate to plan my own funeral as well.

Don't Facebook ads work by Cookies. So it must be something you or other PC users are googling.

solid mine's the same, i'm 8 stone wet through and they think I need to lose my tummy fat!! I once went on the monsoon site so now all ads on facebook are from monsoon

Really how much

Horse riding and afternoon tea sounds like my perfect day.

no comment on the vibrator as we in AIBU and aren't in relationships!

I find ads based on your search history difficult to fathom.

I looked at wardrobes recently and bought a wardrobe. Now my internet ads are all for wardrobes. If there was ever a time in my life I don't need a new wardrobe, it's right after I've just bought a new wardrobe.